Granted, but you wished for a wish there defying the purpose of the first wish and you divide by zero.
I wish for a kebab.
You get it but it gets pushed by your annoying little cousin into your throat.
I wish for gold.
The gold comes with a grouchy goldminer who won't go away.
I wish for anchovies on my pizza.
Vlad The Impaler Wrote:The gold comes with a grouchy goldminer who won't go away.
I wish for anchovies on my pizza.
You get your pizza but the anchovies are 30 years out of date,
I wish i was a famous anime creator And owned the gekko-go
You are a famous anime creator, but you have lost your hands in a horrible gekko-go fire.
I wish for wheels instead of feet.
Vlad The Impaler Wrote:You are a famous anime creator, but you have lost your hands in a horrible gekko-go fire.
I wish for wheels instead of feet.
wish granted
But your wheels are now useless in a world of narrow alley ways and streets
I wish i could goto a cosplay in japan
Granted, but you go dressed as some random fat guy and the pics end up all over the net as a new meme
I wish i could afford a new car...
roberth Wrote:Granted, but you go dressed as some random fat guy and the pics end up all over the net as a new meme
I wish i could afford a new car...
You get your new car But it seems that rikku had cut your breaks and you ended up around a tree,
I wish could live in Tokyo,
z7shaft Wrote:but you live in an horrible alley full of yakuzas and criminals
I wish i could play guitar very fast
You become a very fast at guitar player
But due to the lack of money you reduced to playing a cheapy $2 kids plastic guitar
I wish i had longer hair
Your wish is granted, it's all split ends.
I wish for a big bag of gold.