granted but everyone else had stronger laser vision so they burned u
granted, but you look yourself in a mirror and die
i wish i had a HP dragon
granted, but it eats you
i wish more people talked like a pirate
granted, but then you loose your voice
i wish i was in the ufc
granted but you got killed
i wish i wished something
@ tiger: the HP dragon is a laptop (HDX series)... but whatever
granted but u wished that u were dead
i wish that there was a wish that was wished by a wish by wishing the wisher
granted, but it destroyed the space-time continuim
i wish for a wish that, when wished, creates three more wishes
granted, but you never get to wish again
i wish what tigerfan's wishing
granted but all those wishes was wished to an evil genie that did the opposite of ur wishes.
i wish ppl will remember that todays the international talk like a pirate day.
arrgh!!
granted, but after today the holiday is canceled FOR THE REST OF TIME!
I wish i had something to do