Endless Paradigm

Granted, but for the rest of the life you were someone's bitch!

I wish wishes would come true

Granted, but to create balance, you experience a trillion years in Satans inverse masochism chamber in slomotion.

I wish for a world without iPods and iPhones~!

Granted, but then you would have to deal with a very, very angry chimp, and you don't want to piss off mehhacker's chimp.
I wish i had money to buy all the metal gear franchise.

Granted, but another fan killed you and 'borrowed' all your collection.

I wish that haruhi was real.

Bad wish not even going to be granted

I wish I can become invisible like...

~~~Jessica Alba ~~~

granted but you get hit by a truck

i wish i had alot of money

but then someone assassinates you for having tons of cash.

I wish the girl I like likes me back.

Granted but she moves to Alaska.

I wish the girl I like likes me back.

Granted but she moves to Alaska

I wish the girl I like likes me back

Granted but you never get the FUNK.

I wish the girl I like likes me back.