Endless Paradigm

Granted but then they realized how stupid it was

I wish that I didn't have to pay a chocolateload for college

granted, but the government takes all your money

i wish it was friday

granted
but then u r lost in time

i wish U_C had made a wish for me to corrupt

granted, but then you couldn't corrupt it.

I wish I had a PS3 with a 500GB HDD, a Sixaxis Dualshock and Metal Gear Solid 4

Granted, but it has no power switch.

I wish this crate of Artios Bock was full again. (I only have 4 left)

granted but its full of spoon. . .

I wish I could have indestructible bones.

Granted. but your skin and muscles fall off and you become a walking talking skeleton.
I wish for everyone to have a wish

granted, but everyone wished you suicide

i wish i had faster internet

granted but the payment is $9,000,000,000,001

I wish I could feel better.