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Granted. But it exploded the minute you turned it on

I wish I had a 360
granted but the next day a robber breaks into ur house n steals it
i wish i were faster
granted but you go so fast that everything stands still and you die of hunger since the line at mcdonalds really doesn't move!

I wish that I had studied this summer.
Granted, but then you never studied when you had to and failed all test.
I wish I wouldn't have to go to school in 2 weeks.
michaelp Wrote:Granted, but then you never studied when you had to and failed all test.
I wish I wouldn't have to go to school in 2 weeks.

Granted but that is only because the school blew up and so did ALL of your records meaning it's like you never went to school and the government forced you to go to kindergarden FOREVER!

I wish I could turn into a ball of energy and travel really fast and stuff.
Granted.

Then you couldn't turn back and youd have to live your life as a ball.

I wish that my wishes cannot be corrupted.
granted
but then u kill urself out of misery for ur wishes r often not good ones
i wish i had  a flying car
granted but the goverment shoots you down and you die

i wish i had moar steam, i mean, moar money
granted but you got flooded with money that it flowed out of your house and into the street where people started stealing it. THEN, the police arrive after hearing you shout stop! come back with my money! so they ask if it you and you say yes. they take a copy back and find out that it is fake! they go to arrest you but you resist, you go crazy and they shoot you down and you die.

i wish i could type faster.
granted, but then your hands catch on fire and you die

i wish i ruled the world
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