Endless Paradigm

granted,  but DAX fans beat you up before you got to work!

I wish that DAX returns with new OFW

granted, but a major flaw permanently bricks your PSP

i wish for nothing

Granted, everything you ever had is taken away.

I wish for some nicotine to go with this green stuff. Oh, and a 2ltr bottle of Vladivar black.

granted, but you knock over the vodka and both get wet and unsmokable..

I wish I had some of that green before it got wet

granted but yourmouth is glued shut so you can't smoke i.

I wish for some green stuff

Granted but it's a toe fungus.

I wish it was 11:45pm tonight, and I was still alive and mobile and everything about my and my house is ok.

granted but you are the only person left on earth

I wish I had the letter Z

granted but u dint know what to do to it
i wish i could countrol space time n matter

Granted, but someone else controls you.

I wish I could make a perfectly cooked medium rare rib-eye whenever I wanted one appear in front of me.

granted but you forgot how to eat it


i wish i was a ninja