granted, but it's that external one the FBI's all butt-hurt about. you go straight to FBI jail (much worse than real jail because they strip you of anything that ever made you a real person in society and they inform your next of kin that you died in an undercover op)
i wish when i went to 7-11 late night candy runs, i didn't spend $15 on all kinds of gummy stuffs and eat it all within an hour, because my stomach hurts for a couple of days afterwards.
Granted, instead u spent 150 dollars and ate it all in 20 mins and u died of pain
i wish my teacher wouldnt whine so much about deadlines that i don't make
granted but the SONY ninjas will kill you before you release it.
I wish IRAN disappeared from the world.
granted. but you get STDSZZSS!!! LOLOLOLOOL!!
I wish I had Sims 3.
Granted but then all the females in the world disappeared!
I wish monkeys could talk.
Granted. But then they released official XMB mods, RCO Editors, UMDGENs and wee all grow old and die talking about the "good old days when wee used to hack PSP's".
I wish someone would buy my house for $1,000,000
granted, but they would 'borrow' your identity and take over your life and you would commit suicide
Ok, I wish I was immune to suicide.
granted. But you get run over by a truck.
I wish someone would make corruptions related to the wish.
Granted by me, but no one else notices your wish and goes back to not really keeping the game together :]
i wish i could be fully nourished and healthy from eating nothing but cheap, chocolatety food.