Endless Paradigm

You can have your gold, but its fake gold worth nothing.

i wish i could have a wish with no problems.

You get your wish with no problems, but as it tries to corrupt it causes a paradox and spacetime rips.

I wish for a chair.

you can have your chair, but im sitting on it

i wish for apple to fail (don't know why)

Steve Jobs creates an army of iMechas with ultimate control over all iProducts, inevitably creating an Apple Nation with all others giving in. All humanity is branded Apple and all else ceases to exist in a world of Apple iDarkness. The End.

I want a cake.

You can haz your cake, but it was made with C-4 and is set to detonate in 3. . . . .2. . . . .1. . . . . .BOOM!!

I wish for an end to this thread.

And it did.

Until now.

I wish for System of a Down to announce a new album in the works. v_v

Granted. But it's being produced by Timbaland.

I wish I could sleep earlier.

Granted, but you end up being raped (by the same sex) 10 minutes after you go to bed the first night

I wish My PSP would stop Jacking Up!
(this should be interesting)

granted *gives you psp 2* "sony's newest and greatest version of the psp is the best evar@"
/sarcasm

I wish I wish I was a fish