granted, but not a damn thing happened
i wish I'm famous
Granted, but then you get swarmed and trampled to death by adoring fans.
I wish I had powers of telekinesis
Granted but you while re-arranging the furniture with your new power you get a bit overexcited and squash yourself underneath the sofa.
I wish there was no such thing as hangovers or cheesecake.
Granted, there is no known cases of hangovers besides in your own...
I wish nothing ever happened...
granted, but then you killed yourself out of boredom...
i wish i had graphics skills like shadow ;)
Granted, but because of everyone's expectance you killed yourself out of pressure...
I wish something bad happened...
Granted, you die
i wish i knew japanese
i wish i had $300 per month.
^you have to corrupt the previous one
anyway...
Granted, but you have to pay $301 worth of taxes every month
i wish i knew japanese
Granted but there is no Japanese people left.
I wish is was 20 minutes from now so I could be on my way to the pub.