granted but you get arrested by the FBI
I wish I passed Filipino class.
Granted but they found out that you cheated and she gave you an F- instead (im filipino!)
I wish my internet was lightning fast
granted but then it was so fast that u never got a chance to see the page resulting u never coming back to EP resulting ur death...
i wish i wasn't in any pain right now and i was surrounded by beautiful, sexy, horny, spanish models (women) who all wanted to have endless fun with me and i would never get tired or exhausted, either would they, and everybody would like me aswell :D
granted, but you die right before they go to have sex with you
I wish my i had a new 4GB memorystick
granted but its fake n only holds 32mb!!!
i wish i had a ps3!
Granted but it broke, lol
I wish that 1+1=11
granted but it messes up everything involved with math and everyone hates you now. . .
I wish i had a ipod touch.
granted but u 'borrowed' it n the police tracked u n put u in jail
i wish i was good at photoshop
granted but your monitor blows up.
I wish I had a better pc. . .
granted but its on fire
I wish...for....a puppy
eah, that'll do