granted but its for ps90000000000000000000000
and that comes out in 5million years
i wish to be a saiyan
granted, but then your hair grows so long it gets caught it a wood shredding machine, and it shreds you to pieces.
I wish I had some Ruffles and onion dip.
Granted but they Ruffles and onion dip are 10 years expired.
I wish I were admin of the whole internet o_O
Granted. But you get annoyed to death by endless whining users
and your pc contains every sPa/\/\ and virus in the net.
I wish there were only 3 work days or less a week.
granted but now there are only 3 days in a week . .
you work everyday
I wish I had a car
granted, you get it totalled
i wish i had more money
Granted but it's Monopoly Money...
I wish I had Psychic powers that I could turn on and off...
granted, but once you turn them off, you get hit in the head by a heavy object, and forget how to turn them back on again....
i wish more people would enter the SOTW.....
granted but nobody wins because the world ends before the voting.
I wish... my wish came true. lol
granted but it gets corrupted
i wish i could stab someone without any legal consequences (ie..i don't get arrested)