Endless Paradigm

granted but u meet with an accident and die
i wish i had a 30ton monster truck

granted, but it gets 'borrowed' and the thieves kill you

i wish something

Granted but the world implodes destroying your wish.

I wish chicken tasted like duck.

granted, but you lose your taste buds

i wished i had better photoshop skills

granted, but then you could never use photoshop again
i wish that i could throw a baseball 100mph

granted, but you lose both your arms and legs

i wish that the next person phail at life

granted, but you still end up phailing even more

i wish for God of War on PSP :yipi:

granted
but your PSP will brick . .

I wish for Jessica Alba.

granted, but then she leaves you for some celebrity

i wish i was a cyborg...

granted, but you break in less than a week

i wish i knew what to wish