Endless Paradigm

You get toenails, but they're made of spiders.

I wish for a banana.

you get a banana but it is horribly bruised.

i wish for some fish and chips

You get some, but the chips are horrible and the batter is soggy!! NOOOOOOO!!! (British persons worst nightmare)

I wish I could get into Ravensbourne art college easily without anything going wrong and no wish corruption :P

granted. But you got hit by a bus on your way!

I wish PS had auto save..

Granted. It formats your HD though.

I would like a pair of socks.

Granted but it causes athlete's foot.

I would like some sleep.

granted. you enter in coma

i wish upon a star.

Granted. Your wish doesn't come true though.

I wish i wasn't in a coma any more.

Granted. You wake up facing someone named Chuck though.

I wish for a kitten.

The kitten cuts your Jugular.

I wish for an uncorruptable wish