Endless Paradigm

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Granted but the final game never comes out.

I wish it didn't take so fudgeing long to transfer my films folder to another PC.
granted but then ur pc n the other pc gets a virus after transfering n u have to format both pc's
i wish uncertaingod does not corrupt my wish
granted but hell come by and do it anyway lol

i wish i stopped forgetting to wish for stuff all the time
granted
but then u started wishing for things u shouldnt have n this lead to ur ultimate demise
u_c = FAIL

i wish u_c knew how to make a wish...
granted, but its un-corruptable, and therefore kills us all in the most inhumane, painful way imaginable by a team of ninja monkeys

i wish i had control of said ninja monkeys
roberth Wrote:granted, but its un-corruptable, and therefore kills us all in the most inhumane, painful way imaginable by a team of ninja monkeys

i wish i had control of said ninja monkeys

granted, but all they do is eat bananas....

i wish i could perform alchemy :D
granted, but scar kills you

i wish i was scar  lol
granted, but you spend the rest of your life fighting a suit of armor and a pipsqueak....

oh poo poo, i just called him a pipsqueak, didn't I?.....lol

i wish i wished for a wish that grants three wishes every time it's wished
granted, but of those 3 wishes, the first one is a forced "i wish i was dying of an incurable disease"

I wish i had a name for said incurable disease
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