granted. but then you realize you're in both a nightmare and a coma.
i wish i could.
done, but you can't wake up
i wish someone doesn't corrupt my wish
granted, but then your wish self corrupts.
I wish google
granted, but it gives back no results
i wish i had.
Your wish is granted. It's a stake.
I wish for modern dentistry.
Granted, but you get impaled through your head.
I wish I had a mutant-killer-venomous-man-eating-bee
Granted. No further corruption necessary because the mutant-killer-venomous-man-eating-bee eats you.
I wish for a peaceful world.
Granted, but then the world is so peaceful that people stop breathing because it irritates other and so they die.
I wish I was stupid.
You think you are stupid, but you are really less than a raving lunatic (madness ≠ stupidity :P).
I wish everything would just end.
(need quote reference >_>)
Granted, but only you end. So you ending can never know if everything really ended.
I wish toenail