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Oscar Wilde on Microsoft Wrote:The day Microsoft makes something that doesn't suck is the day they make a vacuum cleaner.
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- Source: [Uncyclopedia.org]
oh oh and also add

Knowledge is power
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lol idk who said it but I did!
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and im going to think of more to add, cause I hate seeing the same ones all the time
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milk is white...jk =]
If Microsoft made a vacuum cleaner, it wouldn't suck....because they suck.
y would someone want to make something that cleans vacuums? just buy another vacuum and make it clean ur other vacuum and name it the Vacuum Cleaner!
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what i a vaccuum supposed to do?
suck.

so if MS would make one, it wouldnt (suck). because it sucks.
There once wos a man from nantucket...
Lol, first quote added :P
Ask me no "Q's and I'll tell you no lies
more from oscar wilde on uncyclopedia.org :D
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