Heres one from a pedestrian in GTA San Andreas:
"you're like my asshole, always holding spoon up"
"War is not about who's right... it's about who's left."
"Luck is when opportunity meets preparedness."
"It is much easier to become a father than to be one." ~Kent Nerburn
"Children in the dark have accidents. Accidents in the dark make children."
"Knowledge is power but power is nothing without control."
"Children don't cause accidents in the backseat, accidents in the backseat cause children"
Lolol, added a few - there's now 336 random quotes :)
"Okay, so what's the speed of dark?" - Steven Wright
"Quantum mechanics: The dreams stuff is made of." - Steven Wright
"Having smoking and non-smoking sections in a restaurant is like having urinating and non-urinating sections in a swimming pool." - Ross Parker
"I have overcome my willpower and taken up smoking again." - Mark Twain
"The metric system didn't really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine millimetre bullet." - Dave Barry
"I don't think there's intelligent life on other planets - Why should other planets be any different from this one?" - Bob Monkhouse
"I tried to imagine the easiest way God could have done it." - Albert Einstein (!)
"The first rule of intelligent tinkering is to save all the parts." - Paul Ehrlich
"Beer makes you smarter. It made Bud wiser..." - Bill Mather
"Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity."
Cleric Wrote:"Having smoking and non-smoking sections in a restaurant is like having urinating and non-urinating sections in a swimming pool." - Ross Parker
Cleric, friggen hell - that's AWESOME! Added all of 'em, cause they rock! :D