lmao that's fudgeing hilarious
:P
<Beeth> Girls are like internet domain names, the ones I like are already taken.
<honx> well, you can stil get one from a strange country :-P
lawl
Weman are like dog do here me out don't interupet..
It's just the older thay are the ez'er thay get to pick up
<Fashykekes> Capitalization is the difference between "I had to help my uncle Jack off a horse.." and "I had to help my uncle jack off a horse.." LOOL
Drink shrinks the brain-widens the mouth ,rises expections ,but little else in men (Chinz 2007)
Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerous, you get hit by traffic from both sides
Before you judge someone, put yourself in his shoes...and walk a mile...so that...if he gets angry...you're a mile away already...and you have his shoes too.
"Always take directions from a man with one leg, he'll know the easiest way to get there."
"You can't threaten someone to death, so just kill him"