20/05/2007, 09:23 PM
24/05/2007, 10:31 AM
ive read this somewhere n is not my own quotes
"son:Why is a man not allowed to have more than one wife
father:Because the law protects those who are incapable of protecting themselves"
"statistics prove that marriageis a preventive of suicide.But on the other hand ,they also prove that suicide is a preventive of marriage."
"worker : I am a steady worker
Boss:You sure are.if u get any steadier,you would be motionless."
"Mother:Son,eat your spinach it's good for growing children.
Son:Who wants to grow children."
"the general will remain unequalled in history for his accomplishments on the bottle field"
"sign in window:don't kill your wife.let our washing machines do the dirty work"
"Clarksville,Tennessee,which calls itself the largests outdoor mule market in the world, held a mule parade yesterday headed by the governer
"son:Why is a man not allowed to have more than one wife
father:Because the law protects those who are incapable of protecting themselves"
"statistics prove that marriageis a preventive of suicide.But on the other hand ,they also prove that suicide is a preventive of marriage."
"worker : I am a steady worker
Boss:You sure are.if u get any steadier,you would be motionless."
"Mother:Son,eat your spinach it's good for growing children.
Son:Who wants to grow children."
"the general will remain unequalled in history for his accomplishments on the bottle field"
"sign in window:don't kill your wife.let our washing machines do the dirty work"
"Clarksville,Tennessee,which calls itself the largests outdoor mule market in the world, held a mule parade yesterday headed by the governer