Well obviously im bored and have been refreshing the page constantly reading the new random quote everytime, then i wandered what everyone else's all-time favorite random quote was.

So post yours here.

My favorite random quote of all-time is:

Show me a man with both feet on the ground, and I'll show you a man who can't put his pants on.
-Arthur K. Watson

cR@Zy!NgLi$h Wrote:I liked the one about the no-smoking areas in restaurants and no-urinating areas in swimming pools.  Forget who said it now though.  V funny!

I think the one your thinkin of goes a little like this:

Having a smoking and nonsmoking section in restaurants is like having urinating and non urinating sections in a swimming pool.

i don't remember who said it either. but ya that ones pretty funny

Edit:

lol another one i just remembered:

I've got a Mickey Mouse PC with a Goofy operating system.