Well obviously im bored and have been refreshing the page constantly reading the new random quote everytime, then i wandered what everyone else's all-time favorite random quote was.
So post yours here.
My favorite random quote of all-time is:
Show me a man with both feet on the ground, and I'll show you a man who can't put his pants on.
-Arthur K. Watson
Quote from a pedestrian on GTA San Andreas:
"Your like my asshole, always holding shit up"
Lol, mine is "When someone is mean to you and gets you blue, it takes 47 muscles to frown, but only 4 to punch them in the nose."
Quote:It is impossible to design an idiot-proof device, because nature continues to develop better idiots.
Just one that comes to mind right now
I liked the one about the no-smoking areas in restaurants and no-urinating areas in swimming pools. Forget who said it now though. V funny!
my favorite quote i seen on the box was "life sucks in a vacuum" lmfao
cR@Zy!NgLi$h Wrote:I liked the one about the no-smoking areas in restaurants and no-urinating areas in swimming pools. Forget who said it now though. V funny!
I think the one your thinkin of goes a little like this:
Having a smoking and nonsmoking section in restaurants is like having urinating and non urinating sections in a swimming pool.
i don't remember who said it either. but ya that ones pretty funny
Edit:
lol another one i just remembered:
I've got a Mickey Mouse PC with a Goofy operating system.
My favorite one is
"Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake"
"Never trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die."
"Never assume, it makes an donkey out of u and me"
that's my fav