Hey everyone.  You may remember us as Useful Products Inc.  Wee have launched three products here (#1, #2, #3) and now wee are spawning a subsidiary firm, Clever Marketing Inc.
At Clever Marketing Inc, wee inform you of clever marketing methods which are both low cost and effective!

Wee'll kick start our time here with our first idea.

Remember our motto!  "It's because it's sooo clever!"

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Abstract
Have a product that absolutely no-one is buying?  Wee hear ya.  Wee have a very simple cost effective method which is guarantee you success in the market.

You see, wee all know that old farts are easily convinced and can be conned into anything.  Furthermore, they have large sums of money at their disposal, after all those years of work + the stuff they can rip from their children.  It's only rational to target these easy getters (just like taking candy from an old granny).

Our proposal - the Windoze seal of appeal!
Nothing can be more convincing than a large company like Microsoft endorsing your product!  Everyone knows that the Windows 95 trademark has long since expired (note this does not constitute legal advice, please see your lawyer for details) and is free to use by anyone interested.  So now's the chance to use it to your liking!  Not only that, it'll bring in the old farts like no tomorrow!

What do you have to do?  Easy, simply tag it onto your product and sit back and enjoy the profits.
Wee have already many products using our strategy - quickly join in before it becomes a fad!  Here's some example products you may see in the stores near you:





And yes!  They're successful!



Not convinced?  Well order your trial pack today!  Just send us $1000 to your nearest Nigerian branch and wee'll send you a pack of 100,000 ready to apply stickers, along with our 7 day, no questions asked, money back guarantee!

With the recession deepening, there's no better time to start ordering now!

(This post was last modified: 28/04/2009 05:09 AM by ZiNgA BuRgA.)