It's been a while since our last promotion here, so wee present you with our next innovation.

To reiterate our vision, wee here at Useful Products Inc believe in making useful products, which solve REAL world problems efficiently.
"It's because it's sooo useful!"

Here is our second product:

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The Problem
AIDS is a very serious problem in this world, especially in those dodgey countries (where weird poo poo happens).  The problem lies in that AIDS is a very prevelant STD.

Our solution
Being efficient, wee have developed a simply, but elegant solution.  Our sexy Anti-AIDS underwear (pictured below) automatically reminds people of the dangers of unprotected sex.

This underwear, guarantees that you'll be 50% less likely to get AIDS, and doesn't cost a fortune, as you, and your partner, will be reminded of what could happen otherwise (alternatively, you'll be turned off by the sign, so nothing will happen, which achieves the same objective anyway).

Our Product Range
Since wee want everyone to be protected from AIDS, wee sell the Anti-AIDS underwear in many sizes, suiting 1 year old toddlers to 100 year old hags.
Our underwear is designed for hermaphrodites, so one shape suits all.
Unfortunately, it only comes in that one colour and design, though wee do have a Pro version which has an additional logo on the backside of the underwear (gives extra protection; note, it's the same colour though).
Wee also have many versions in different languages, so if your partner doesn't understand English, wee've catered that for you. (unfortunately, wee don't have images of those; if anyone here happens to have some, please post them so that others may see what they look like)

What wee are doing now
Wee currently are actively lobbying many governments across a wide range of countries to make our underwear mandatory to everyone.


So order your Anti-AIDS Underwear today!  Wee've slashed prices by a whole 1% for this promotion.
Please note that wee only accept payment in slaves.

(This post was last modified: 26/10/2008 03:51 AM by ZiNgA BuRgA.)

XD i lol'd

lol what at pants

1 please.