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Azumi · 12/05/2009 01:40 PM

you: yeah hello, this is Crisis Assistance how can i help you?
Stranger: hello, i don't want to live anymore i need someone to talk to...
You: why don't you call your mom?
Stranger: because she died last year...
You: HAHA serves her right ya punk donkey bitch..
Stranger: what you don't think im serious?
You: well if your gonna do it, think of the poor guy whos got to clean that shit up. if your gonna do it, do it outside or something
Stranger: ill do it!! i swear!!!
You: ya fucking bitch.. bring me the gun and ill do it for ya!
Stranger: oh yeah?
You: yeah!
Stranger: *BANG
You: hello?...... hello?!?!?!
Stanger:...............yeah....
You: i knew ya couldnt do it ya bitch!!!

woah... excuse my language... i might have typed it but i take no credit for that one...

Kana · 12/05/2009 04:32 PM

You: rawr
You: ...
Stranger: FUCK OFF YOU DINOSAUR FUCK
Stranger: YOU DIED
Stranger: like
Stranger: 5 years ago
Stranger: ILL FUCKING KILL YOU ALL AGAIN
You: .... you can't
Stranger: ILL GO ALL JURASSIC PARK ON YO FUCKING BITCH donkey
You: that is sexually impossible
Stranger: GOD DAMMIT
Stranger: ILL RAPE YOUR LITTLE DINOASS IF I HAVE TO
You: i actually have two
Stranger: WELL FUCK IT
Stranger: ILL STICK MY FIST IN THE OTHER
You: yeah well the second one is actually filled with chainsaws
You: fudgeing stranger
You: you think you can fudge with me?
You: EYAAHHHH CAPSLOCK
Stranger: YOU THINK YOU CAN BE DINOSAURS ON THIS PLANET
Stranger: HELL NO!
You: YES I DO
Stranger: I KILLED DINOSAURS LIKE 5 YEARS AGO
Stranger: ILL DO IT AGAIN
Stranger: HOW DID YOU SURVIVE
Stranger: I WATCHED YOU ALL DIE
You: I WAS A SPERM BACK THEN
Stranger: MOTHERFUCK
You: YEAH YOU FUCKED MY DINOMOM
You: SO WHAT? YOU ARNT MY DAD
Stranger: I FUCKED HER WITH MY SHOTGUN
You: HURRAY FOR MY AWESOME ENGLISH
You: ,,,,
You: MAY BE
Stranger: DINOSAURS Can't SPEAK ENGLISH
You: FUCK NO,
Stranger: DINOSAURS CAN SUCK MY pocky
You: WHAT CENTURY ARE YOU IN
You: EVEN SPERM CAN SPEAK ENGLISH THESE DAY
Stranger: god dammit
Stranger: i can't live in a world dominated by dinosaurs
Stranger: the shotguns loaded
Stranger: FUCK YOU DINOSAUR

Mickey · 12/05/2009 05:17 PM

You: what is racecar backwards?
Stranger: RACECAR
Stranger: HOLY FUCK
Stranger: U BLEW MY MIND
You: yes but what is racecar backwards?
Stranger: racecar.. i never knew...
You: O.o
Stranger: what's...
Stranger: bob backwards
You: obo?
You: O wait...
You: bob!
Stranger: I KNOW ITS SO WIERD
Stranger: and...
Stranger: otto backwards?
You: !!!! OTTO!

Nacos · 12/05/2009 05:30 PM

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: will you poop on my chest and rub it in with your butt
Stranger: ??
You: This is Debbie from Omegle customer support, wee have had recent complaints of abuse of this website by your IP address. Your address is currently logged and wee will be reporting you to the appropriate authorities.

Wee have reason to believe you are grooming minors in an attempt to solicit indecent pictures and/or video of them. The FBI have been alerted and should contact you within 24 hours. If you fail to receive this call then a warrant for your arrest will be immediately posted nationwide. Thank you.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

1-R · 12/05/2009 05:34 PM

Nacos Wrote:Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: will you poop on my chest and rub it in with your butt
Stranger: ??
You: This is Debbie from Omegle customer support, wee have had recent complaints of abuse of this website by your IP address. Your address is currently logged and wee will be reporting you to the appropriate authorities.

Wee have reason to believe you are grooming minors in an attempt to solicit indecent pictures and/or video of them. The FBI have been alerted and should contact you within 24 hours. If you fail to receive this call then a warrant for your arrest will be immediately posted nationwide. Thank you.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Mickey · 12/05/2009 07:06 PM

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Here`s another site like omegle, but cooler: http://www.iddin.com. It has photo sharing too!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

zzzzzzz · 12/05/2009 07:07 PM

stranger: hi there, it is a great day!
you: hmmm... what's your name
stranger: my name, I wonder about that too
you: hmmm... so what do you think about newton and his laws?
stranger: oh that newton is a fellow friend of mine!
you: so, what do you think about the apple that hit his head?
stranger: well, I like apples!

ZiNgA BuRgA · 12/05/2009 08:13 PM

Ima hook Elbot up to one of these some day...

Kaiser · 12/05/2009 08:35 PM

Quote:Stranger: herro
You: what is the tangent of 90 degrees
Stranger: 45?
You: no
Stranger: oh
Stranger: 5?
Stranger: 1?
Stranger: -1.99520041?
You: solve the following system:
4x+2y=10
2x+y = 5
Stranger: the answer is:
Stranger: do your own damn hw
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

ZiNgA BuRgA · 12/05/2009 08:43 PM

O_o >_>

Quote:Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: oh ok
You: hi there
You: well, sorry to bring it out on you
Stranger: heyy
You: but I'm really in need
You: i just murdered someone
You: and i don't no where to put the body
Stranger: wowww
You: do u have any suggestions?
You: please, i really need to hide it quick
Stranger: you should eat it
You: how?
You: doesn't fit in the pan
Stranger: chop it up
You: with what though?
You: should i get a saw from the shop?
You: the bones r too hard to cut up
Stranger: an axe? or saw would work
You: and im really short on time
You: well, ive got the head on my lap rite now
Stranger: ummm....put it in the trunk and go dump it
You: a few fingers in my pockets
You: don't have a trunk
You: can't find a good place to dump it
You: can i drop it off at ur place?
Stranger: sure
Stranger: I'll eat it
You: awesome!
You: thanks a lot!!
Stranger: no prob
You: so how do i send it to u?
Stranger: drive it over
You: address?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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