Endless Paradigm

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Quote:Stranger: KRIJG KANKER !!
You: jesus was an only child
Stranger: who gives a spoon
You: God did
Stranger: he died with his head nailed to his crotch !!
You: :)
You: who the fudge is this
You: epic
Stranger: im fudgeing satan DOH
You: :D
You: hello satan
Stranger: hello
You: i couldn't wait to meet you in hell
You: i had to come here to chat for a bit
Stranger: yea wee have omegle on every pc in hell
You: so hows Hitler?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Quote:Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl ?
You: ALT+F4 if your cool
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Quote:Stranger: hi
You: dfngdf
You: ?\
Stranger: yes
You: =]
Stranger: how are you?
You: blinded by white screen
You: lets chat
Stranger: yea
You: talk then
You: Jesus Christ was an only child
Stranger: he may be the only child
You: you don't want no cheddar?
Stranger: no, i don't like it
You: shut your fudgeing mouth before I give you something to cry about
Stranger: whoa
Stranger: what?
You: lol
You: =]
Stranger: yes

xD LMAO!

omegle is awesome...

"Friends" of mine gave out my mobile number on omegle... My phone hasn't stopped ringing since...

Quote:Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: greetings!
You: i come in peace
Stranger: ok
You: brain please
Stranger: wee will take you to our leader
Stranger: he is so intelligent
Stranger: like many other leaders
Stranger: where do you come from?
You: he needs to be destroyed
You: - classified -
Stranger: ok
You: get in the car!
You: drive!
Stranger: will you destroy our leader?
You: - classified -
Stranger: what will happen to us?
You: hey stop at the services i need a shake
Stranger: ok
You: us as in mutants?
You: extinction
Stranger: extinction???
Stranger: ok. that's not sound too bad
Stranger: i though you will eat as alive
You: don't worry you can hide in my pocket while its happening
Stranger: cool
Stranger: thanks for that
You: why have wee stopped?
Stranger: because you say you needen a shake
You: oh yes, my mind is too old
You: drive!
Stranger: to where?
Stranger: to our leader?
You: to the center of the world!!
You: and put your 3-d glasses on
Stranger: ok. but i have to warn you. it will be a hot trip
You: this car has A.C right?
Stranger: no
Stranger: you can open the window
You: are you trying to kill me!
Stranger: and wee're out of gas
You: - danger -
Stranger: do you have any money for gas?
You: wait a second
You: (puts finger in gas slot)
You: okay go
Stranger: but wee didn't pay?
You: pay me later
You: drive!
Stranger: ok master
Stranger: and don't yell at me
Stranger: you make me nerveous
You: - vocabulary malfunction -
You: what is nerveous?
Stranger: angry?
You: you have a right to be angry.
You: but it is you have destroyed this planet
Stranger: ofcourse i have
You: filthy race
You: vermin!
Stranger: not that filthy
Stranger: wee have good ones
Stranger: like paris hilton
You: mmmmm
You: stop with your mind games!
Stranger: tasty ha?
You: continue with the task at hand!
You: keep your eye on the road!
Stranger: whud?
You: this is taking too long
Stranger: yeah
You: (gets something out of pocket)
Stranger: what is it?
You: close your eyes!
Stranger: what's that red button for?
Stranger: can i push it?
You: sure

xD

Quote:Stranger: hi
You: what's racecar backwards?
Stranger: racecar, u dumbass
You: yes what is it backwards?
Stranger: racecar
Stranger: idiot
You: ?? yeh what is it backwards?

LMAO

Mc Cabe Wrote:

Quote:Stranger: hi
You: what's racecar backwards?
Stranger: racecar, u dumbass
You: yes what is it backwards?
Stranger: racecar
Stranger: idiot
You: ?? yeh what is it backwards?

LMAO

lol I'm gonna do that one haha

lol.. tried it:

Quote:You: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: girl or?
You: tell me... what is racecar backwards
Stranger: f1
Stranger: ?
Stranger: i dunno
Stranger: sorry
You: no dumbass... racecar

feinicks Wrote:lol.. tried it:

Quote:You: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: girl or?
You: tell me... what is racecar backwards
Stranger: f1
Stranger: ?
Stranger: i dunno
Stranger: sorry
You: no dumbass... racecar

haha

* Mc Cabe giggles

I tried it too

Quote: Me: hey
other person: mmmm yesssss
Me: tell me....what is racecar backwards?
other person: racecar OH NO ITS A CONSPIRACY
DODODODODOOOOOOOO
Me: yes but what is racecar backwards?
other Person: I will only tell you if you tell me what radar is backwards
Me: ¬_¬ touche