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Kaiser · 24/12/2008 12:40 PM

granted. but then you realize you're in both a nightmare and a coma.

i wish i could.

whjms · 25/12/2008 09:03 AM

done, but you can't wake up
i wish someone doesn't corrupt my wish

Nacos · 25/12/2008 09:10 AM

granted, but then your wish self corrupts.

I wish google

Kaiser · 25/12/2008 09:16 AM

granted, but it gives back no results

i wish i had.

Vlad The Impaler · 11/01/2009 04:37 AM

Your wish is granted. It's a stake.

I wish for modern dentistry.

diego · 11/01/2009 04:52 AM

Granted, but you get impaled through your head.

I wish I had a mutant-killer-venomous-man-eating-bee

ZiNgA BuRgA · 11/01/2009 04:57 AM

Granted. No further corruption necessary because the mutant-killer-venomous-man-eating-bee eats you.

I wish for a peaceful world.

Method · 11/01/2009 05:00 AM

Granted, but then the world is so peaceful that people stop breathing because it irritates other and so they die.

I wish I was stupid.

ZiNgA BuRgA · 11/01/2009 05:08 AM

You think you are stupid, but you are really less than a raving lunatic (madness ≠ stupidity :P).

I wish everything would just end.
(need quote reference >_>)

diego · 11/01/2009 05:54 AM

Granted, but only you end. So you ending can never know if everything really ended.

I wish toenail

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