Endless Paradigm

Ooh, close.
You check out the alcove:

Some militaristic interior decorator really went nuts in this little area. Endless numbers of rusty old weapons, indecipherable coats of arms and a great big suit of armor standing over in the far corner.  The suit of armor seems to be clutching a pretty huge, sharp-looking battleaxe. You

this is like the fighting fantasy gamebooks. :)


Get the fudgeing axe! It'll do you good.

The axe is old and smells of rust and probably isn't strong. Plus axes are heavy and nowhere near useful. Can I destroy the axe with my spear? Or lob the axe over the cliff and see what happens?

add salt to the axe, and eat it :P

yay

@Goshi: You throw the axe off a cliff in hopes to never see it again, then a magical flying human appears in front of you saying, "did you drop this silver axe or perhaps this gold axe?"

Maybe, but you'll have to get the axe before you can lob it over the cliff, lol.  Unless you have telekinetic powers (which, I'm sure you don't, considering your sig).

Sparker Wrote:@Goshi: You throw the axe off a cliff in hopes to never see it again, then a magical flying human appears in front of you saying, "did you drop this silver axe or perhaps this gold axe?"

NOOO AXES!!!!!!

I GO WITH DESTROYING IT WITH MY SPEAR

...

Wait.

Axes beat Spears

=(((((((((((((((

^Pwnt.

So you go for the axe:

You tug and grunt.  The axe does not budge.  You tug harder and grunt louder.  Small beads of sweat prickle against your forehead.  If only you had spent more time in the gym, instead of wasting your time trying to teach yourself the lute!  This would be much easier if you had some sort of lever ... or a chisel, perhaps.
You leave.

You are standing just outside the gate of King Visigon

My spear could've chiseled the thing out >_>

Why don't wee just attack the bush?

ATTACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HANS!!!!!!!!!!!