Endless Paradigm

"Ask the fat burgher for help?"

Maybe wee can get the fat guy to crush Lester, or at least soak up damage from an attack.

Goshi Wrote:... Can wee kill Lester for being a jerk?

Goshi tries to kill Lester.  Unbeknown to him, Lester is really the codename for Goshi.  Goshi falls to the ground, horrified at his discovery.

SEPPUKU!!!!

*Impaledge.*

So you ask the fat dude:

Save it for later. You'll prolly need it.

Eat it now. All healing items should be used since wee took damage anyway.

Plus the the thing will go bad.

...

Oh yes the EXP points by having a Spear stuck in my own shoulder! I CAN FEEL IT! MY LEVEL WILL SOON RISE! I'LL GET EVEN MORE EXP BY PULLING IT OUT!!!!

*Fountain of bloodage.*

lol, ok maybe you should eat it.

NO WITH THE FOUNTAIN OF BLOOD COMING OUT OF MY SHOULDER I GAIN MORE EXP!!!!

SOON ILL BECOME UNDEAD CLASS WHERE I CAN FINALLY JOB CHANGE INTO A VAMPIRE AND GAIN MORE EXP!!!!!!!!!

Eat the sandwich now.

I skipped lunch.

Peacefully Disturbed Wrote:Eat the sandwich now.

I skipped lunch.