Endless Paradigm

Okay, you rip out the pages of the book, and add some salt to it.  Grabbing each shred of paper you stuff it down your throat as fast as you can...  Unfortunately, you choke on the pieces of paper...  Quickly you reach for a nearby glass of, what looks like water and gulp down the contents.
Ahh, that feels better, you think.

You turn around back to read your book, only to discover that some pages have been ripped out.  Ignoring that, you flip to a fresh page...  which happens to be the front cover.  Staring at it, you start to feel dizzy.  Then you notice the date of the book: 1856 - "ZOMG, this book is over 150 years old!".  Finally, the parched paper, rotten ink, impure salt and "water" take effect on your body.  Your last memory is toppling from the chair, before falling into eternal sleep.

awwww...the game is finished:(

Nah, Sparker just died from poisoning... (tsk tsk tsk, don't eat pages of a book)  The game STILL LIVES!

ZiNgA BuRgA Wrote:Okay, you rip out the pages of the book, and add some salt to it.  Grabbing each shred of paper you stuff it down your throat as fast as you can...  Unfortunately, you choke on the pieces of paper...  Quickly you reach for a nearby glass of, what looks like water and gulp down the contents.
Ahh, that feels better, you think.

You turn around back to read your book, only to discover that some pages have been ripped out.  Ignoring that, you flip to a fresh page...  which happens to be the front cover.  Staring at it, you start to feel dizzy.  Then you notice the date of the book: 1856 - "ZOMG, this book is over 150 years old!".  Finally, the parched paper, rotten ink, impure salt and "water" take effect on your body.  Your last memory is toppling from the chair, before falling into eternal sleep.

ROFLAMO!!!

LOL.

check out the alcove.

lmao i was lost as hell by that for second

edit: alcove! wee don't need no frontal assaults

"Check out the eastern alcove?"

If wee head north wee'll find enemies. Which is good since wee can gain EXP.

If wee're lucky wee'll be ambushed, thus equals MORE EXP.

If wee're even luckier these things will be devils of the damned AND wee'll be ambushed, lots of EXP.

If wee're even luckier a boss will come with those devils and ambush us! EXP FOR ALL!

And if wee're lucky they'll kill us and use our carcasses for a demon ritual! MORE EXP!

Plus for my plan I'll receive several EXP points! This are:

- Making a plan
- Making a plan that failed
- Getting us ambushed
- Getting us killed
- Getting us sacrificed for some demon ritual
- Getting all his party members to hate him
- Not leaving behind his equipment when he dies pissing off his party members.

WHAT DO YOU SAY GUYS!!!!???????

As long as wee strike the enemies the magical staff instead of the trusty sword, it'll definably work

Sparker Wrote:As long as wee strike the enemies the magical staff instead of the trusty sword, it'll definably work

DEAD MEN TELL NO TALES

=O