Wolf
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First time with a condom..
I recall my first time with a condom, I was 16 or so. I went in to buy
a packet of condoms at the pharmacy. There was this beautiful woman
assistant behind the counter, and she could see that I was new at it.
She handed me the package and asked if I knew how to wear one.
I honestly answered, "No, this is my first time."
So she unwrapped the package, took one out and slipped it over her
thumb. She cautioned me to make sure it was on tight and secure. I
apparently still looked confused. So she looked all around the store
to see if it was empty. It was empty.
"Just a minute," she said, and walked to the door, and locked it.
Taking my hand, she led me into the back room, unbuttoned her blouse
and removed it. She unhooked her bra and laid it aside. "Do these
excite you?" she asked. Well, I was so dumb-struck that all I could do
was nod my head. She then said it was time to slip the condom on.
As I was slipping it on, she dropped her skirt, removed her panties
and lay down on a desk. "Well, come on", she said, "Wee don't have much time."
So I climbed on her. It was so wonderful, that unfortunately, I could
no longer hold back and KAPOW, I was done within a few minutes.
She looked at me with a bit of a frown. "Did you put that condom on?"
she asked. I said, "I sure did," and held up my thumb to show her.
She fainted.
BE RIGHT BACK, I'm gonna go to the store for a sec...
04/03/2008 09:36 AM
Kaiser
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RE: First time with a condom..
when i first saw the title i was like double you tee eff...
rofl.
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04/03/2008 09:41 AM
Chroma
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RE: First time with a condom..
Wow. That may be the greatest thing I have ever read lol.
Wait up, I'm coming with you lol
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superdouche Wrote: TheGuy Wrote: superdouche Wrote: You need at least an 8 inch penis, that's what I heard.
Man, if I had 8 inches, I would find a better use for it :P
Like what, pushing elevator buttons?
04/03/2008 09:43 AM
Nacos
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RE: First time with a condom..
i loled when i saw it on -hacks
04/03/2008 10:08 AM
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RE: First time with a condom..
04/03/2008 10:21 AM
xBu
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RE: First time with a condom..
04/03/2008 10:49 AM
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RE: First time with a condom..
lolz brilliant
ExBu Wrote: Lol, yes, good ending.
04/03/2008 10:52 AM
Kaiser
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RE: First time with a condom..
Nacos Wrote: i loled when i saw it on -hacks
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04/03/2008 10:55 AM
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RE: First time with a condom..
LMAO, that's wicked Wolf!
thanks for the laugh man..
04/03/2008 10:55 AM
Wolf
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RE: First time with a condom..
∂є∂αт Wrote: LMAO, that's wicked Wolf!
thanks for the laugh man..
Whoops! I didn't make that joke.
But glad you laughed anyway. :P
04/03/2008 10:56 AM