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Chinese control weather in time for Olympics
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Quote:Chinese officials have announced that the Beijing Meteorological Bureau has successfully carried out experiments aimed at preventing light rain from washing out the opening ceremony of the 2008 Olympics on 8 August.

The problem for the games' organisers is that the showpiece Bird's Nest stadium which will host the gala is an open-air affair, Reuters explains. Accordingly, the bureau was tasked with tackling the precipitation issue. The bureau's splendidly-titled "head of weather manipulation", Zhang Qian, told a press conference: "Our experiments with rain mitigation have been aimed at light rain. With heavy rain it is more difficult.* The results with light rain have been satisfactory."

She elaborated: "For cold clouds below zero degrees (Celcius), wee use a coolant made from liquid nitrogen to increase the number of droplets while decreasing their mean size. As a result, the smaller droplets are less likely to fall and precipitation can be reduced.

"For clouds above zero degrees wee use the seeding agent silver iodide to accelerate the droplets' collision and coalescence, producing a downdraft which suppresses the formation of clouds."

China may also use tried-and-trusted cloud-seeding methods to induce the rain to fall before it reaches the stadium, according to Wang Yubin, deputy chief engineer at the bureau. It's also hard at work gearing up for the pre-games ascent of the Olympic torch to the peak of Mount Everest, and Wang assured: "Wee will have very detailed forecasts. Wee will be able to tell the organizers: the winds are too strong, you cannot do it on this day, or, you can do it on this day." ®

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*Yes, wee know. A nice way of saying "if it chucks it down, you're going to take a soaking, matey".

Mad but true, the Chinese now have some measure of control over the weather.....
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30/01/2008 08:59 AM
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This sort of thing has been going on for years,

I say if it's going to rain then let it rain,

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30/01/2008 09:10 AM
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I just keep getting reminded of "If a butterfly flaps it's wings in Brazil, it causes a hurricane off the coast of Florida."

So if you stop it from raining in an entire region what will happen elsewhere?
30/01/2008 09:13 AM
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Well it rains enough here already so it can't get any worse,

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30/01/2008 09:15 AM
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Of course it can.

This is England!
30/01/2008 09:20 AM
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UncertainGod Wrote:So if you stop it from raining in an entire region what will happen elsewhere?

my thoughts. environmental warfare will be the real threat in 10 years, nukes be damned.
30/01/2008 09:23 AM
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eggroll Wrote:
UncertainGod Wrote:So if you stop it from raining in an entire region what will happen elsewhere?

my thoughts. environmental warfare will be the real threat in 10 years, nukes be damned.

ever since the vietnam war, ONU eXx1l3d the use of climate manipulation

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30/01/2008 10:52 AM
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Hahaha environmental warfare.

I'm sure China know the effects of controlling the weather.
30/01/2008 07:55 PM
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Kaiser Wrote:ever since the vietnam war, ONU eXx1l3d the use of climate manipulation

Yea like a piece of paper will stop people from researching it/inflicting it.

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