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Texts From Bennett
Texts From
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^^ Bennett ^^

This maybe the funniest thing I have come across in a long while, it's just classic! A train wreck that keeps you wanting more...

Bennett's Cousin Wrote:These are text messages I exchange with my 17 year old cousin Bennett. He is a white boy that thinks he's a Crip, works at Amoco, has a girlfriend named Mercedes, and is one of the most unintentionally funny and brilliant souls on the planet.

He has no idea I do this blog. Yes, this is 100% real.
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02/12/2011 06:52 AM
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very funny

ahhhh so many lols
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lol



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HihiHihi
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lol
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Lolz
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02/12/2011 03:16 PM
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Rofl in the house,. ;p

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Bennett's so hardcore, people get "Bennett Life" tattoo'd across their shoulders, instead of "Thug Life".
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This is hilariously awesome.
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