Quote:< dark_mirage> whateves                        
< dark_mirage> imma sleep                      
< dark_mirage> ellie, can i sleep with you?    
<+Ellie> No, but it does make me horny.        
< dark_mirage> BWAHAHA                        
<@lembas> LOL                                  
<+Ellie> Invaders need no one... NO ONE!?$$?@@.

Quote:-» professional (user@undergroundz-1A02FA3A.nat.umts.dynamic.t-mobile.pl) has joined #Endless-Paradigm
< professional> well hello there                                                                      
<@lembas> went to talk?                                                                                
< professional> me                                                                                    
< professional> professional                                                                          
<@lembas> hi im lembas                                                                                
<@lembas> went to talk                                                                                
<@L4YoY0s> hi im yoyo                                                                                  
<@L4YoY0s> went to talk                                                                                
< professional> hi nice to meet yo                                                                    
< professional> YO                                                                                    

Quote:-» BustyLoli-Chan (Slushba132@undergroundz-55CF2279.resnet.mtu.edu) has joined #Endless-Paradigm
< BustyLoli-Chan> fudgeing attention whore cousin                                                
< BustyLoli-Chan> god damn I wish she would go away                                              
<@L4YoY0s> if shes over 18 send her my way                                                      
<@L4YoY0s> :D                                                                                    
<@lembas> I lol'd                                                                                

Quote:[23:15:12] <@trademark91> also
[23:15:17] <@trademark91> i knocked a guy out at work today
[23:15:24] <@trademark91> punched him right in his punk face
[23:15:28] <@trademark91> although he was rich
[23:15:34] < Shady> Win!
[23:15:34] <@trademark91> so i punched him in his rich face
[23:15:50] < dark_mirage> why?
[23:15:59] <@trademark91> i hate these rich 20 somethings who think theyre big shots because of their daddys money
[23:16:13] <@trademark91> comes back in the kitchen and starts screaming at the cooks and spoon
[23:16:24] <@trademark91> and im stacking pans up to wash
[23:16:36] <@trademark91> he grabs one of the pans and throws it on the floor right after i stack it up
[23:16:42] <@trademark91> and knocks over the tower of pans
[23:16:49] < Cirehpsa> oh noes
[23:16:56] <@trademark91> and so i calmly walk up to him and right hook him
[23:16:57] <@trademark91> down
[23:17:11] <@trademark91> and i was in the right
[23:17:26] <@trademark91> his dad (whos the actual member) came back and apologized for his son
[23:17:29] <@trademark91> and then shook my hand
[23:17:31] <@trademark91> it was surreal
[23:17:37] < Cirehpsa> lol
[23:17:42] < dark_mirage> hahaha
[23:17:44] <@trademark91> i just wish i had something clever to say after it
[23:17:50] < Shady> Note to self, don't fudge with toeknees stack of pans
[23:17:57] <@trademark91> but one of the other cooks goes "you got knocked the fudge out"
[23:17:58] <%Nanako-chan> nice!
[23:18:01] <@trademark91> which made me lol heartily
[23:18:02] < dark_mirage> you could have said "ha!"
[23:18:03] < Shady> Boom, roasted!
[23:18:19] <@trademark91> TEACH YOU TO PANHANDLE INCORRECTLY
[23:18:27] <@trademark91> oh yes, i went there

Quote:[20:57:24] <@L4YoY0s> GHOST IN ME ROOM
[20:57:34] <@L4YoY0s> KEYBOARD UNPLUGED ITSELF
[20:57:36]  * L4YoY0s RUNS
[20:57:45] <%Cirehpsa> LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
[20:58:03] <@lembas> OH lAWD
[20:58:16]  * lembas plugs yoyo's keyboard back in
[20:58:36] <@L4YoY0s> ah
[20:58:42] <@L4YoY0s> you sneaky devil
[20:59:05] <%Cirehpsa> yoyo has a portal to the nether in his room it'd seem :X
[20:59:20] <@lembas> oh lawdy
[20:59:34] <@L4YoY0s> but for real, walked out of the room real quick - came back in 2mins and keyboard was unplugged
[20:59:35] <@Joomla> what
[20:59:40] <@L4YoY0s> was like double you tee eff
[21:00:01] <@lembas> lol creeepy
[21:00:34] <@Joomla> mebe you pulled it with your foot
[21:00:50] <@L4YoY0s> can't with the way its sitting
[21:02:03] <@Joomla> ah
[21:02:13] <@Joomla> How far was the cord from the port?
[21:02:34] <@L4YoY0s> like not even an inch
[21:03:03] <@Joomla> either you're high, sister's fudgeing with you, or it's a ghost, or all three
[21:03:10] <@L4YoY0s> lool
[21:03:12] <@lembas> no
[21:03:14] <+Ellie> Loooooooooool.
[21:03:14] <@lembas> I know what it was
[21:03:24] <@lembas> it was yoyo's long lost dead sister's high ghost
[21:03:34] <@L4YoY0s> :o
[21:03:40]  * L4YoY0s runs
[21:03:53] <@Joomla> YOU DUN PISSED OFF THE SPIRITS MANG
[21:04:15] <@Joomla> SHE GON' UNPLUG YO KEYBOARD SLIGHTLY ERRTIME YOU LEAVE DEH ROOM MANG
[21:04:18] <@L4YoY0s> imma sleep downstairs tonight
[21:05:53] <@Joomla> she's expecting you to do that
[21:06:03] <@lembas> xD
[21:06:30] <@Joomla> SHE STILL GON' UNPLUG YO KEYBOARD N Spoon MANG
[21:06:30] <@L4YoY0s> ill sleep on top of the pc
[21:06:37] <@L4YoY0s> get past me now bitch
[21:06:43] <@L4YoY0s> :P
[21:06:51] <@lembas> hmm
[21:06:56] <@lembas> she'll unplug it THROUGH YOU
[21:07:00] <@Joomla> You'll wake up with a keyboard hooked to your donkey
[21:07:05] <@lembas> LOOOOOOOOOL
[21:07:15] <@L4YoY0s> haha
[21:07:20] <@L4YoY0s> like a dream i once had
[21:07:23] <@L4YoY0s> ...
[21:07:50] <@L4YoY0s> lol just joking
[21:07:58] <@lembas> xD
[21:08:02] <@Joomla> It's ok. I dream about computer hardware lodged in my donkey too.\
[21:08:06] <+Ellie> my donkey-too
[21:08:13] <@L4YoY0s> lolo
[21:08:37]  * Joomla plugs a keyboard up to Ellie's donkey
[21:08:42] <+Ellie> I do love a good joomlaing.
[21:08:50] <@lembas> hat
[21:08:52] <@lembas> er
[21:08:52] <@L4YoY0s> o0
[21:08:53] <@lembas> what even
[21:09:36] <@Joomla> everybody loves a good meing

Quote:<Joomla> http://anus.com/
<L4YoY0s> no