<@Dr_Jooms> Just keep something incredibly cold on it.                                                                                                        
<@trademark91> i was in a cooler at -10 degrees for about an hour today, that didnt do anything                                                               
<@Dr_Jooms> That's because it wasn't applied directly to it.                                                                                                  
<@trademark91> ah                                                                                                                                             
<@Dr_Jooms> And I'm assuming you had pants on.                                                                                                                
<@trademark91> I DID                                                                                                                                          
<@Dr_Jooms> Because being in a freezer pantless is just silly.                                                                                                
<@Dr_Jooms> AH HA                                                                                                                                             
<@trademark91> it was still cold as shit though, all i had was black slacks, a t shirt, and an apron                                                          
<@trademark91> my nose is still kinda runny                                                                                                                   
<@Dr_Jooms> As a digression, http://trololololololololololo.com/ this makes great doctor's office music apparently. I've been listening to it this whole time.

*** trademark91 is having lots of trouble with projectM, and by this point is very angry at it ***
-- Fireman_Jooms is now known as projectM                 
 * projectM twiddles thumbs and pets a naked mole cat     
<@projectM> All plans are going accordingly               
<@lembas> LOL                                             
<@projectM> SOON, WE WILL HAVE PISSED OFF EVERY LINUX USER
<@lembas> :D                                              
<@Ekusoshisuto> LOOl                                      
<@Ekusoshisuto> BRILLIANT                                 
<@projectM> But first, power nap.                         
<@lembas> Power naps are fucking awesome.                 
<@trademark91> hey projectM why dont you fucking go to hell                                 
<@trademark91> i hate you                                                                   
<-- trademark91 has kicked projectM (FUCK OFF)                                              
--> projectM (Joomla12@undergroundz-1B792204.hsv.bellsouth.net) has joined #Endless-Paradigm
<@Ekusoshisuto> lool.                                                                       
< projectM> I NEVER DIE, FOOL                                                               
<@trademark91> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO             
<@trademark91> ok                                                                           
-- Mode #Endless-Paradigm [+o projectM] by EPee                                             
<@projectM> I'M RECRUSIVE AND SQUAT ON YOUR KERNEL                                          
<@trademark91> so it seems to be an issue with my libvisual-plugins                         
<@trademark91> hmm                                                                          
<@trademark91> maybe ill build them from source myself to try to avoid this problem         
-- projectM is now known as Mustachioed_Man                                                 
 * Mustachioed_Man rubs his fine mustache                                                   

<Fuura_Kafuka> *Fuura_Kafuka jumps on top of floppy_penus
*floppy_penus is now known as Stiff_penus 

<Vacui_Natale> ghhjtjtju7l
<Vacui_Natale> i
<Vacui_Natale> i
<Vacui_Natale> Dammit!
<Vacui_Natale> That wasn't me... It was my sister's boyfriend being an ASS!
<Shroomla> 8I
<Shroomla> Blast him with piss
<eKusoshisut0> kick him
<eKusoshisut0> kick him in the TAINT!
<doorknob> poop on his EYEBROWS
<The_Rapee> twist his nuts til they pop
<Gentleman_Rapist> :O
<Vacui_Natale> LMFAO~
<Vacui_Natale> He's reading that...
<The_Rapee> =D
<Gentleman_Rapist> :D
<Gentleman_Rapist> Good evening sir
<Vacui_Natale> He said, "Why don't all of you come do it?"
<eKusoshisut0> fine
<doorknob> <%The_Rapee> twist his nuts til they pop
<eKusoshisut0> I WILL!
<doorknob> I fucking lol'd
* doorknob twists Vacui_Natale's sister's boyfriend's nuts TIL THEY POP
<Gentleman_Rapist> I am poor
* eKusoshisut0 kicks Vacui_Natale sister's boyfriend's in the TAINT
<Vacui_Natale> Wow... He actually almost gave out his address
<Gentleman_Rapist> :OOOOOOOOOO
<doorknob> derp
<Vacui_Natale> I think he's getting pissed
<doorknob> LOL
<The_Rapee> rofl!
* doorknob twists Vacui_Natale's sister's boyfriend's nuts some more
<eKusoshisut0> poop on his eyebrows!
<Vacui_Natale> He's not behind me anymore lol
<eKusoshisut0> oh
<doorknob> aww
<doorknob> lol
<Gentleman_Rapist> hahaha
<doorknob> he mad bro
<Gentleman_Rapist> GREETINGS
<Vacui_Natale> Nah!  He's just laughing it off now
<Gentleman_Rapist> WELCOME TO THE INTERNET
<Vacui_Natale> He doesn't know why you would say, "Poop on his eyebrows"
<Vacui_Natale> lol
* Gentleman_Rapist doesn't like poop
<Vacui_Natale> lol
* doorknob poops on Vacui_Natale's sister's boyfriend's eyebrows.
<Vacui_Natale> He's just making face
<Vacui_Natale> XD
<Shroomla> <Vacui_Natale> He said, "Why don't all of you come do it?" << I'd do it and I'd enjoy the ever loving shit out of it.
* Shroomla hnnnnnnnnng
<Vacui_Natale> Now my sister is getting angry
<Vacui_Natale> lol
<Gentleman_Rapist> huuuuur
<Shroomla> The word "recliner" is going to be re-written in his vocabulary.