Method
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It's true.
If I were to enjoy the comforts of pre conceived businesses then I will be ever aware of the change that cirulates around the fortifications when there is a new person moving in down the road and I go and greet them with a cake that was baked by a secret government organisation which was created for the sole purpose of trapping suspects before they can take a leak in the toilet where the plumer fixed it just the other day when he had to help his wife throw out the rubbish and he went outside and the bins were gone because the bin men had taken his bin to be deinfesticistionederyatoratised by the scientist that wrote a book on baked bean baking in ovens that normally cook bread are not the most satisfactory of instuments to use in a jazz quintuplet.
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22/01/2011 06:50 PM |
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300nukez
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RE: It's true.
You can't handle the truth!
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22/01/2011 07:35 PM |
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22/01/2011 07:45 PM |
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ZiNgA BuRgA
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RE: It's true.
Okay, let's try decoding this, keeping in mind all of this is true, only if Method was to enjoy the comforts of pre-conceived business.
- Method would be aware of changes circulating fortifications
- where there is a new person moving in down the road (clearly, Method's house is on a street with some empty land, so when someone new moves in, the fortifications (fences) change, and Method would be aware of this)
- Method would greet this new person with cake
- ...which was baked by a secret government organisation (possibly one with members who have cooking skill, otherwise, he would've gone to the local cake shop; perhaps Method belongs to such a department, which explains how he has connections with such a secretive organisation)
- ...which was only created for trapping suspects (national threats perhaps?) before they can visit THE toilet (perhaps this organisation was designed to hunt down criminals who specialise in toilet bombs; doesn't explain the reason for proficient cooking, but I guess that's a secret)
- This toilet had been recently fixed by a plumber
- At about the same time, the plumber had to assist his wife throwing out the rubbish (perhaps said wife is too weak?)
- But the bins weren't there; nothing is said about what happened to the rubbish, perhaps it was just left at the curb
- They were taken away because the bin men had taken it away to a scientist, as the bin had some issues of being infesticistionederyatoratised; one may guess this has to do with the cake made by the secret government organisation dealing with toilet terrorists, although the cake being delivered to the newcomer may be similarly affected
- Said scientist wrote a book on baked bean baking in bread cooking ovens - perhaps this scientist was also using the bread cooking oven to cook this cake, thus him/her being aware of the issues of the cake
- The bread cooking oven isn't the best instrument to be used in a jazz quartet - I think wee can all agree with that.
(This post was last modified: 24/01/2011 03:25 AM by ZiNgA BuRgA.)
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24/01/2011 03:23 AM |
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RE: It's true.
ZiNgA BuRgA: Deconstructing the Chaos, one post at a time.
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24/01/2011 09:16 AM |
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