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trademark91 · 30/08/2010 11:31 PM

So me and my buddy Kyle go out for cigarettes...

And then the unthinkable happens.
There's this chinese exchange student out smoking. He walks up to us and starts talking about cigarettes.
Were nice guys so wee are talking with him, he has a beer. For no reason, I remember I have a flask full of vodka.
So I chug it. Now I'm drunk. 30 cigarettes later, I bring out my tobacco pipe. He starts smoking that with us. Mind you I'm hella drunk. So he asks if he can see it. It's been broken for like a year now, but he's playing with it and it breaks. So he freaks out. He offers to give me 150 dollars to buy a new one. Wee vehemently refuse, and explain that it was already broken , but he insists. 3 hours and another pack of cigarettes later, wee go in for some apple soda. I say I'm going to bed and he says hang on ill be right back.

He comes back. Now I have 150 dollars sitting on my desk.

WIN!

Assassinator · 30/08/2010 11:37 PM

Since when was a tobacco pipe worth even close to $150? (unless you have one of these really expensive high end ones...)

Is he like really really drunk?

PSPkiller · 31/08/2010 12:09 AM

Hell yeah! Drunken luck is the one of the best varieties of luck around.

boogschd · 31/08/2010 12:50 AM

trademark91 · 31/08/2010 01:07 AM

Idk.

ZiNgA BuRgA · 31/08/2010 02:18 AM

(30/08/2010 11:37 PM)Assassinator Wrote: Since when was a tobacco pipe worth even close to $150? (unless you have one of these really expensive high end ones...)

Cause the Chinese smoke this:
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