Endless Paradigm

So me and my buddy Kyle go out for cigarettes...

And then the unthinkable happens.
There's this chinese exchange student out smoking. He walks up to us and starts talking about cigarettes.
Were nice guys so wee are talking with him, he has a beer. For no reason, I remember I have a flask full of vodka.
So I chug it. Now I'm drunk. 30 cigarettes later, I bring out my tobacco pipe. He starts smoking that with us. Mind you I'm hella drunk. So he asks if he can see it. It's been broken for like a year now, but he's playing with it and it breaks. So he freaks out. He offers to give me 150 dollars to buy a new one. Wee vehemently refuse, and explain that it was already broken , but he insists. 3 hours and another pack of cigarettes later, wee go in for some apple soda. I say I'm going to bed and he says hang on ill be right back.

He comes back. Now I have 150 dollars sitting on my desk.



WIN!

Since when was a tobacco pipe worth even close to $150?  (unless you have one of these really expensive high end ones...)


Is he like really really drunk?

Hell yeah! Drunken luck is the one of the best varieties of luck around.

Idk.

Assassinator Wrote: [ -> ]Since when was a tobacco pipe worth even close to $150?  (unless you have one of these really expensive high end ones...)

Cause the Chinese smoke this:

You mean this?

Assassinator Wrote: [ -> ]You mean this?

I thought they never smoked the Cigar God.

Well, at least you tried to refuse the first time, but now you have it, I guess it's yours now.

buy a real snazzy one