[8:37:08 AM] Eisen: oh lets put the fudgeing wifi in the basement because the desktop needs it....
[8:37:21 AM] Eisen: THE FUCKING DESKTOP Isn't WIFI ENABLED
[8:37:36 AM] Eisen: and no fudgeing wifi enabled anything is in the fudgeing basement
[8:38:09 AM] Eisen: as soon as i leave the basement i go from 130kb/s to 40kb/s
[8:38:16 AM] Eisen: that's fudgeing slower than dialup
[8:38:19 AM] Eisen: fudge
[8:38:22 AM] Eisen: ARGGJGHKMSB
[8:39:12 AM] Eisen: nothing in this fudgeing house works
[8:39:20 AM] Eisen: i go to print something for my mom
[8:39:28 AM] Eisen: and it takes a fudgeing hour
[8:39:37 AM] Eisen: to fudgeing print a piece of paper
[8:39:42 AM] Eisen: because oh
[8:39:46 AM] Eisen: there is a paper jam
[8:39:58 AM] Eisen: FCK THERE IS NO FUCKING PAPER IN IT TO BEGIN WITH
[8:40:03 AM] Eisen: oh
[8:40:09 AM] Eisen: the printer is offline
[8:40:18 AM] Eisen: Eisen looks at printer
[8:40:23 AM] Eisen: its fudgeing on
[8:40:38 AM] Eisen: carriage jam
[8:41:03 AM] Eisen: Eisen looks at printer, notices it starts to copy/fax/scan whatevr
[8:41:07 AM] Eisen: anything but printing
[8:41:17 AM] Eisen: by its fudgeing self
[8:41:25 AM] Eisen: and then an hour later
[8:41:34 AM] Eisen: it works like nothing happened
[8:41:36 AM] Eisen: fudge
[8:41:43 AM] Eisen: i fudgeing hate this house
[8:41:51 AM] Eisen: i live here because i get fed
[8:42:06 AM] Eisen: because if i had food at my place i would most definitely be there
[8:42:12 AM] Eisen: all my spoon works
[8:42:23 AM] Eisen: and i don't have to deal with stupid bullchocolate all the time
[8:42:33 AM] Eisen: ....
[8:42:51 AM] Eisen: when i wiped the hard drive for the desktop in the basement
[8:42:59 AM] Eisen: because it had viruses
[8:43:03 AM] Eisen: like up the donkey
[8:43:13 AM] Eisen: my dad doesn't understand when it says
[8:43:40 AM] Eisen: "omg congratulations you are the millionth visitor click here to claim your fudgeing prize"
[8:43:45 AM] Eisen: he fudgeing clicks it
[8:44:08 AM] Eisen: and then it takes forever to load since the internet here is fudgeing slow
[8:44:14 AM] Eisen: so he clicks again
[8:44:16 AM] Eisen: and again
[8:44:18 AM] Eisen: and again
[8:44:26 AM] Eisen: and then 40 tabs later
[8:44:36 AM] Eisen: the fudgeing computer crashes
[8:44:56 AM] Eisen: cause its like 6 years old
[8:45:07 AM] Eisen: and has like 512 mb ram
[8:45:52 AM] Eisen: and then when i restart said computer wee now have like 8 v.2 and like 15 v.1 trojans
[8:45:56 AM] Eisen: and im like fudge
[8:46:00 AM] Eisen: i have to wipe it
[8:46:05 AM] Eisen: so i tell my mom
[8:46:30 AM] Eisen: "do you need anything saved cause when i wipe it you won't get it back because it erases everything"
[8:46:37 AM] Eisen: and shes like "no its fine"
[8:46:39 AM] Eisen: so i do
[8:46:49 AM] Eisen: TWO FUCKING DAYS LATER
[8:46:59 AM] Eisen: shes like oh a file i saved it last week
[8:47:05 AM] Eisen: i can't find it
[8:47:21 AM] Eisen: AHHHHHHHHHHHH I JUST SAID YOU Can't GET IT ANYMORE
[8:47:28 AM] Eisen: and so
[8:47:40 AM] Eisen: shes brings it to fudgeing geek squad to get it fixed
[8:47:47 AM] Eisen: cause she doesn't fudgeing believe me
[8:48:04 AM] Eisen: oh yeah go waste 300 and up money to fix something you can't fix
[8:48:44 AM] Eisen: you could have spent said money to buy a FUCKING NEW COMPUTER OR BETTER INTERNET SO YOU WOULDNT HAVE TO DEAL WITH ALL THIS COMPUTER BULLchocolate
[8:49:04 AM] Eisen: BUT NO
[8:49:17 AM] Eisen: you insist that your computer skills are better than mine
[8:49:59 AM] Eisen: and insist that my 3 years in computer/electrical engineering is nothing compared to your 20 year i know how to use excel bullchocolate

/rant

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(24/08/2010 07:02 AM)diego Wrote:  

that sounds about right.

IT'S LIKE BEING DRAGGED OVER A CHEESEGRATER IN SOME SORT OF IT TECHNICIAN HELL

you see i would have done that, but most of the files were corrupted anyway.

The computer in the basement is my rents computer, so although i would love to give them a limited account, it would only make my life harder.

What had originally happened was that my parents had it fixed by a friend, said friend was unaware of the many hidden viruses saved on the main drive and said friend didn't correctly partition the drives. So when the computer was fixed the first time, it was only a temporary fix which made the computer crash even harder the second time.

So when I reformatted the drive, there wasn't really much to save. I installed firefox and got adblock plus and it was working fine...until my mom was like 'why is the desktop slower than your laptop' i tried to explain it to her but she didn't understand and she still wanted said saved files from before i reformatted the drive.

so she brought it geek squad...

the wifi is for my lappy