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14/10/2009 03:44 PM |
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Joom
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RE: Who can have the most randomest conversation!
You: hi
Stranger: hey
You: too many ppl asking asl
Stranger: do u want to see my wet pussy
You: depends...does it pur?
You: because usually wet pussies are pissed off...
Stranger: shame for you im not in the mood for jokers
Stranger: bye
You: aw...i feel so bad know
Stranger: could have seen it but u ruined ur chances
You: Don't worry...i got my own and i just ran a bubble bath! Woo! :D
You have disconnected.
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14/10/2009 03:44 PM |
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trademark91
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RE: Who can have the most randomest conversation!
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: This is Debbie from Omegle customer support, wee have had recent complaints of abuse of this website by your IP address. Your address is currently logged and wee will be reporting you to the appropriate authorities.
Wee have reason to believe you are grooming minors in an attempt to solicit indecent pictures and/or video of them. The FBI have been alerted and should contact you within 24 hours. If you fail to receive this call then a warrant for your arrest will be immediately posted nationwide. Thank you.
Stranger: oh my god...
Stranger: how did this happen?
You: I am not sure
You: i am just hired to tell you
Stranger: are you debbie?
You: yes
Stranger: are you aware
Stranger: that omegle started doing this?
Stranger: e appropriate authorities.
Wee have reason to believe you are grooming minors in an attempt to solicit indecent pictures and/or video of them. The FBI have been alerted and should contact you within 24 hours. If you fail to receive this call then a warrant for your arrest will be immediately posted nationwide. Thank you.
If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.
If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.
Stranger: it's in boldish print.
You: damn
You: lol
Stranger: well, the last sentence.
Stranger: two sentences.
Stranger: it kinda ruins the effect.
You: ill say
Stranger: Good try, though.
You: thanks for the heads up
Stranger: I used to try it before that.
Stranger: didn't work out too well.
You: so it just identifies the last two sentences?
Stranger: it sticks "If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it." under the message in a smaller font, bolded.
If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.
You: how do i get around this?
Stranger: also, everyone knows there are no women on omegle.
Stranger: pick a guy's name.
You: Dan
Stranger: XD
Stranger: and my suggestion:
Stranger: start off with the whole you've been logged,
Stranger: but don't mention the police or fbi in the first post.
Stranger: just say you've been logged.
Stranger: and ask for them to provide feedback or to argue the claim.
You: that's a good idea
Stranger: I'd say try it on me,
Stranger: but it might not do anything.
Stranger: Paste your first post again.
You: This is Dan from Omegle customer support, wee have had recent complaints of abuse of this website by your IP address. Your address is currently logged and wee will be reporting you to the appropriate authorities.
Stranger: no, the original first post.
You: This is Debbie from Omegle customer support, wee have had recent complaints of abuse of this website by your IP address. Your address is currently logged and wee will be reporting you to the appropriate authorities.
Wee have reason to believe you are grooming minors in an attempt to solicit indecent pictures and/or video of them. The FBI have been alerted and should contact you within 24 hours. If you fail to receive this call then a warrant for your arrest will be immediately posted nationwide. Thank you.
Stranger: okay.
Stranger: this is what happens:
Stranger: This is Debbie from Omegle customer support, wee have had recent complaints of abuse of this website by your IP address. Your address is currently logged and wee will be reporting you to the appropriate authorities.
Wee have reason to believe you are grooming minors in an attempt to solicit indecent pictures and/or video of them. The FBI have been alerted and should contact you within 24 hours. If you fail to receive this call then a warrant for your arrest will be immediately posted nationwide. Thank you.
If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.
Stranger: see the bold?
Stranger: it didn't appear witht he new post you made, but if you mention the fbi or something, it'll add on the last bold bit.
You: so change it from FBI to something else?
Stranger: XD
Stranger: FBI
If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.
You: ahhh
You: so, if i was to say
You: This is Debbie from Omegle customer support, wee have had recent complaints of abuse of this website by your IP address. Your address is currently logged and wee will be reporting you to the appropriate authorities.
Wee have reason to believe you are grooming minors in an attempt to solicit indecent pictures and/or video of them. The proper authorities have been alerted and should contact you within 24 hours. If you fail to receive this call then a warrant for your arrest will be immediately posted nationwide. Thank you.
You: it would work
Stranger: yeppers.
Stranger: just no FBI.
If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.
Stranger: FBI.
If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.
Stranger: this is fun.
You: so the filter goes on the word FBI
You: thanks!
Stranger: yeppers.
Stranger: No problem!
Stranger: Happy trolling!
Stranger: or, well, whatever it's really called.
You: you too!
You: baii
Stranger: XD
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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14/10/2009 04:26 PM |
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Kchan
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RE: Who can have the most randomest conversation!
You: Ohayo gozaimasu! (^_^)
donut man: hagimimashte.... (-__-)
you: how much is 1 donut?
donut man: 25cents
you: I will take one please
donut man: here you go
You: here is my 25 cent coin
donut man: hey this coin has a hole in it (¬_¬)
you: well your donut has one as well
donut man: Oh god... (ñ_ñ)
lol my mom told me that story wen i was little ^_^
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14/10/2009 06:22 PM |
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Kchan
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RE: Who can have the most randomest conversation!
Stranger: hello.
You: hello welcome to mcdonalds may I cake your order?
Stranger: um yes, id like a double big mac, fries and a coke, supersized, please.
You: hmm ok that will be 7$ pull up to the front please
You: ...
Stranger: thanks.
You: heres your garbaje
You: lol XD
Stranger: thanks for the future heart attacks
Stranger: LOL
Stranger: :P
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14/10/2009 06:49 PM |
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Joom
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RE: Who can have the most randomest conversation!
Mm...Not too bad. Take the trolling up a notch though.
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14/10/2009 06:55 PM |
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SchmilK
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RE: Who can have the most randomest conversation!
This lady called me tonight when i was getting ready to leave and i got worried i would have something bad on my hands.. To protect the identity of her i will give a fake extension.
x3512: help! my macbook is brroke
me: uh oh...whadjoo doooo?
x3512: i didn't do it, just all of a sudden when i press u it makes a 4
me: ahhah you did do it
x3512: did what?
me: pressed the numlock
x3512: oh my god your right i love you
me: i love you too now i can go home
limneosgreen Wrote:Take my advice, don't try to install custom themes ... it's possible to brick ur psp.. why just don't change wallpaper
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14/10/2009 07:07 PM |
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