Post Reply 
It’s a Fudge, It’s a Spoon, It’s a ... Weapon?
Author Message
trademark91
Unique?
Fractal Insanity

Posts: 4,719.9300
Threads: 269
Joined: 4th Jan 2008
Reputation: -6.15982
E-Pigs: 105.8691
Offline
Post: #11
RE: It’s a Fudge, It’s a Spoon, It’s a ... Weapon?
lol. exactly.

[Image: 531115][Image: 76561198014212040.png]
windows Proud
12/10/2009 05:24 PM
Find all posts by this user Quote this message in a reply
MysterySword
Omnipotent Presence

Posts: 396.4394
Threads: 29
Joined: 19th Oct 2008
Reputation: 4.35811
E-Pigs: 38.0895
Offline
Post: #12
RE: It’s a Fudge, It’s a Spoon, It’s a ... Weapon?
Wow, I was in the same school district as this kid (back before I graduated from high school). Yeah, the district has gone mad. I'm pretty sure "no electronics" (like phones, MP3 players, etc...) is also a district-mandated rule, too.

Now, how would that kid feel about this? Probably not gonna have as much self-esteem now.
(This post was last modified: 12/10/2009 06:04 PM by MysterySword.)
12/10/2009 06:01 PM
Find all posts by this user Quote this message in a reply
trademark91
Unique?
Fractal Insanity

Posts: 4,719.9300
Threads: 269
Joined: 4th Jan 2008
Reputation: -6.15982
E-Pigs: 105.8691
Offline
Post: #13
RE: It’s a Fudge, It’s a Spoon, It’s a ... Weapon?
MysterySword Wrote:Wow, I was in the same school district as this kid (back before I graduated from high school). Yeah, the district has gone mad. I'm pretty sure "no electronics" (like phones, MP3 players, etc...) is also a district-mandated rule, too.

Now, how would that kid feel about this? Probably not gonna have as much self-esteem now.

lawl. bet hes not too happy to be in scouts anymore

[Image: 531115][Image: 76561198014212040.png]
windows Proud
12/10/2009 06:05 PM
Find all posts by this user Quote this message in a reply
MysterySword
Omnipotent Presence

Posts: 396.4394
Threads: 29
Joined: 19th Oct 2008
Reputation: 4.35811
E-Pigs: 38.0895
Offline
Post: #14
RE: It’s a Fudge, It’s a Spoon, It’s a ... Weapon?
trademark91 Wrote:
MysterySword Wrote:Wow, I was in the same school district as this kid (back before I graduated from high school). Yeah, the district has gone mad. I'm pretty sure "no electronics" (like phones, MP3 players, etc...) is also a district-mandated rule, too.

Now, how would that kid feel about this? Probably not gonna have as much self-esteem now.

lawl. bet hes not too happy to be in scouts anymore
Yep. Poor kid probably thinks being in Scouts makes him bad now.

I remember hearing about this incident, too:
"The law was introduced after a third-grade girl was expelled for a year because her grandmother had sent a birthday cake to school, along with a knife to cut it. The teacher called the principal — but not before using the knife to cut and serve the cake."

What's wrong with this world!?
(This post was last modified: 12/10/2009 06:13 PM by MysterySword.)
12/10/2009 06:12 PM
Find all posts by this user Quote this message in a reply
trademark91
Unique?
Fractal Insanity

Posts: 4,719.9300
Threads: 269
Joined: 4th Jan 2008
Reputation: -6.15982
E-Pigs: 105.8691
Offline
Post: #15
RE: It’s a Fudge, It’s a Spoon, It’s a ... Weapon?
too much is wrong with this world.

unfortunately, theres not much wee can do about it except for laugh and hope it doesn't screw us over.

[Image: 531115][Image: 76561198014212040.png]
windows Proud
12/10/2009 06:22 PM
Find all posts by this user Quote this message in a reply
Hellgiver
Team Ramrod

Posts: 1,875.3073
Threads: 230
Joined: 27th Sep 2007
Reputation: 2.15096
E-Pigs: 57.9774
Offline
Post: #16
RE: It’s a Fudge, It’s a Spoon, It’s a ... Weapon?
You know what? I really do hope the apocalypse comes soon. Because this world is just plain fudgeed up beyond repair. Between the ridiculous amount of political correctness, the superfluous number of increasing lawsuits, the completely unjust use of power (such as this), and the radical stance all the higher ups in the US are taking on every aspect of civilian life, including any display of religious beliefs anywhere that can be considered public, and the COMPLETE defilement of the intent of the Constitution, let alone any law they can get their greedy, corrupt, low-life, little asshole hands on.

Considering just how dumb the world is becoming (and yes, I do mean the whole world on many issues), perhaps this is the best thing wee could hope for. Humanity is turning into a bunch of little wusses who are no better than chickens running around without their heads. It has gotten to the point where natural selection has been completely ignored. The retarded are rewarded, while the intelligent are punished. An example: why do you think STDs are spreading so rampantly nowadays? Idiots don't get themselves checked OR they know they have them, but they are too caught up with getting their rocks off that they don't give a spoon about anyone else but themselves.

Why is there an increasing number of idiots in this world? Idiots aren't going to use condoms, aren't going to use any form of birth protection. Whereas an intelligent person might want to have only planned pregnancies, so that they will be prepared and able to support their offspring, an idiot will already be up to 3 or 4, or even 6 by the time the more intelligent have even found a suitable mate.  

Also, everything is idiot proof. There's a warning label for everything; do you ever feel a need to eat the silica gel packets in food? Do you ever feel like using shaving cream near an open flame? Well, idiots do, and they need to be taken out of the gene pool. However, the manufacturers don't want these idiots to die, or else 90% of their consumers will be gone.

Basically, everything is catered to idiots. Everything has started to annoy me. Every commercial has been made to attract only the dumbest of the dumb. I'll see a stupid commercial that is devoid of any thought, and is full of holes in logic, and yet I'll see certain relatives, or others nearby laugh and be completely taken in. Perhaps I've become overly critical of everything I see nowadays? All I know is that since the 1960s, the world population has doubled to 6.7 billion. In the 1900s it was estimated at 1.5 billion. All I can say is "farewell, intelligence" and "goodbye, common sense". If wee really think a 6 year old bringing his cool new fudge/spoon/knife utensil is a great enough threat to warrant placing him on suspension and into a REFORM school, then truly all hope is lost.  Please, oh, please, let this torture end soon. I can't stand to watch it anymore...

/rant

[Image: toocool.png]
<3 Diego!
(This post was last modified: 12/10/2009 06:59 PM by Hellgiver.)
12/10/2009 06:59 PM
Find all posts by this user Quote this message in a reply
trademark91
Unique?
Fractal Insanity

Posts: 4,719.9300
Threads: 269
Joined: 4th Jan 2008
Reputation: -6.15982
E-Pigs: 105.8691
Offline
Post: #17
RE: It’s a Fudge, It’s a Spoon, It’s a ... Weapon?
Hellgiver Wrote:You know what? I really do hope the apocalypse comes soon. Because this world is just plain fudgeed up beyond repair. Between the ridiculous amount of political correctness, the superfluous number of increasing lawsuits, the completely unjust use of power (such as this), and the radical stance all the higher ups in the US are taking on every aspect of civilian life, including any display of religious beliefs anywhere that can be considered public, and the COMPLETE defilement of the intent of the Constitution, let alone any law they can get their greedy, corrupt, low-life, little asshole hands on.

Considering just how dumb the world is becoming (and yes, I do mean the whole world on many issues), perhaps this is the best thing wee could hope for. Humanity is turning into a bunch of little wusses who are no better than chickens running around without their heads. It has gotten to the point where natural selection has been completely ignored. The retarded are rewarded, while the intelligent are punished. An example: why do you think STDs are spreading so rampantly nowadays? Idiots don't get themselves checked OR they know they have them, but they are too caught up with getting their rocks off that they don't give a spoon about anyone else but themselves.

Why is there an increasing number of idiots in this world? Idiots aren't going to use condoms, aren't going to use any form of birth protection. Whereas an intelligent person might want to have only planned pregnancies, so that they will be prepared and able to support their offspring, an idiot will already be up to 3 or 4, or even 6 by the time the more intelligent have even found a suitable mate.  

Also, everything is idiot proof. There's a warning label for everything; do you ever feel a need to eat the silica gel packets in food? Do you ever feel like using shaving cream near an open flame? Well, idiots do, and they need to be taken out of the gene pool. However, the manufacturers don't want these idiots to die, or else 90% of their consumers will be gone.

Basically, everything is catered to idiots. Everything has started to annoy me. Every commercial has been made to attract only the dumbest of the dumb. I'll see a stupid commercial that is devoid of any thought, and is full of holes in logic, and yet I'll see certain relatives, or others nearby laugh and be completely taken in. Perhaps I've become overly critical of everything I see nowadays? All I know is that since the 1960s, the world population has doubled to 6.7 billion. In the 1900s it was estimated at 1.5 billion. All I can say is "farewell, intelligence" and "goodbye, common sense". If wee really think a 6 year old bringing his cool new fudge/spoon/knife utensil is a great enough threat to warrant placing him on suspension and into a REFORM school, then truly all hope is lost.  Please, oh, please, let this torture end soon. I can't stand to watch it anymore...

/rant

sadly enough, i completely agree with you

[Image: 531115][Image: 76561198014212040.png]
windows Proud
12/10/2009 07:05 PM
Find all posts by this user Quote this message in a reply
Davis
-

Posts: 2,819.3569
Threads: 116
Joined: 26th May 2007
Reputation: -1.5306
E-Pigs: 29.5424
Offline
Post: #18
RE: It’s a Fudge, It’s a Spoon, It’s a ... Weapon?
trademark91 Wrote:
Hellgiver Wrote:You know what? I really do hope the apocalypse comes soon. Because this world is just plain fudgeed up beyond repair. Between the ridiculous amount of political correctness, the superfluous number of increasing lawsuits, the completely unjust use of power (such as this), and the radical stance all the higher ups in the US are taking on every aspect of civilian life, including any display of religious beliefs anywhere that can be considered public, and the COMPLETE defilement of the intent of the Constitution, let alone any law they can get their greedy, corrupt, low-life, little asshole hands on.

Considering just how dumb the world is becoming (and yes, I do mean the whole world on many issues), perhaps this is the best thing wee could hope for. Humanity is turning into a bunch of little wusses who are no better than chickens running around without their heads. It has gotten to the point where natural selection has been completely ignored. The retarded are rewarded, while the intelligent are punished. An example: why do you think STDs are spreading so rampantly nowadays? Idiots don't get themselves checked OR they know they have them, but they are too caught up with getting their rocks off that they don't give a spoon about anyone else but themselves.

Why is there an increasing number of idiots in this world? Idiots aren't going to use condoms, aren't going to use any form of birth protection. Whereas an intelligent person might want to have only planned pregnancies, so that they will be prepared and able to support their offspring, an idiot will already be up to 3 or 4, or even 6 by the time the more intelligent have even found a suitable mate.  

Also, everything is idiot proof. There's a warning label for everything; do you ever feel a need to eat the silica gel packets in food? Do you ever feel like using shaving cream near an open flame? Well, idiots do, and they need to be taken out of the gene pool. However, the manufacturers don't want these idiots to die, or else 90% of their consumers will be gone.

Basically, everything is catered to idiots. Everything has started to annoy me. Every commercial has been made to attract only the dumbest of the dumb. I'll see a stupid commercial that is devoid of any thought, and is full of holes in logic, and yet I'll see certain relatives, or others nearby laugh and be completely taken in. Perhaps I've become overly critical of everything I see nowadays? All I know is that since the 1960s, the world population has doubled to 6.7 billion. In the 1900s it was estimated at 1.5 billion. All I can say is "farewell, intelligence" and "goodbye, common sense". If wee really think a 6 year old bringing his cool new fudge/spoon/knife utensil is a great enough threat to warrant placing him on suspension and into a REFORM school, then truly all hope is lost.  Please, oh, please, let this torture end soon. I can't stand to watch it anymore...

/rant

sadly enough, i completely agree with you
Sadly?? Really? He's completely right. I'm glad someone shares the same opinion.
12/10/2009 07:13 PM
Find all posts by this user Quote this message in a reply
trademark91
Unique?
Fractal Insanity

Posts: 4,719.9300
Threads: 269
Joined: 4th Jan 2008
Reputation: -6.15982
E-Pigs: 105.8691
Offline
Post: #19
RE: It’s a Fudge, It’s a Spoon, It’s a ... Weapon?
Nocturnal Wrote:
trademark91 Wrote:
Hellgiver Wrote:You know what? I really do hope the apocalypse comes soon. Because this world is just plain fudgeed up beyond repair. Between the ridiculous amount of political correctness, the superfluous number of increasing lawsuits, the completely unjust use of power (such as this), and the radical stance all the higher ups in the US are taking on every aspect of civilian life, including any display of religious beliefs anywhere that can be considered public, and the COMPLETE defilement of the intent of the Constitution, let alone any law they can get their greedy, corrupt, low-life, little asshole hands on.

Considering just how dumb the world is becoming (and yes, I do mean the whole world on many issues), perhaps this is the best thing wee could hope for. Humanity is turning into a bunch of little wusses who are no better than chickens running around without their heads. It has gotten to the point where natural selection has been completely ignored. The retarded are rewarded, while the intelligent are punished. An example: why do you think STDs are spreading so rampantly nowadays? Idiots don't get themselves checked OR they know they have them, but they are too caught up with getting their rocks off that they don't give a spoon about anyone else but themselves.

Why is there an increasing number of idiots in this world? Idiots aren't going to use condoms, aren't going to use any form of birth protection. Whereas an intelligent person might want to have only planned pregnancies, so that they will be prepared and able to support their offspring, an idiot will already be up to 3 or 4, or even 6 by the time the more intelligent have even found a suitable mate.  

Also, everything is idiot proof. There's a warning label for everything; do you ever feel a need to eat the silica gel packets in food? Do you ever feel like using shaving cream near an open flame? Well, idiots do, and they need to be taken out of the gene pool. However, the manufacturers don't want these idiots to die, or else 90% of their consumers will be gone.

Basically, everything is catered to idiots. Everything has started to annoy me. Every commercial has been made to attract only the dumbest of the dumb. I'll see a stupid commercial that is devoid of any thought, and is full of holes in logic, and yet I'll see certain relatives, or others nearby laugh and be completely taken in. Perhaps I've become overly critical of everything I see nowadays? All I know is that since the 1960s, the world population has doubled to 6.7 billion. In the 1900s it was estimated at 1.5 billion. All I can say is "farewell, intelligence" and "goodbye, common sense". If wee really think a 6 year old bringing his cool new fudge/spoon/knife utensil is a great enough threat to warrant placing him on suspension and into a REFORM school, then truly all hope is lost.  Please, oh, please, let this torture end soon. I can't stand to watch it anymore...

/rant

sadly enough, i completely agree with you
Sadly?? Really? He's completely right. I'm glad someone shares the same opinion.

i meant that it is sad that this is true...
not that its sad that i agree with him.

[Image: 531115][Image: 76561198014212040.png]
windows Proud
12/10/2009 07:15 PM
Find all posts by this user Quote this message in a reply
Syfe
Blackened Rose Hero.

Posts: 3,612.4889
Threads: 77
Joined: 4th May 2007
Reputation: -5.01013
E-Pigs: 54.0003
Offline
Post: #20
RE: It’s a Fudge, It’s a Spoon, It’s a ... Weapon?
i hate how fork gets replaced with fudge.

yeah this is completely stupid and a bit of a long read at the same time

Rip Signature.
[Image: sig.gif]
(This post was last modified: 14/10/2009 11:02 PM by Syfe.)
12/10/2009 10:00 PM
Find all posts by this user Quote this message in a reply
Post Reply 


Forum Jump:


User(s) browsing this thread: 4 Guest(s)

 Quick Theme: