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Sparker
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I will sue!
I walked into the bathroom not paying attention to the trap laid before me.
I walked on the soap, slipped backwards, cracked my head on the tile floor and all my brains started oozing out.
I will sue who ever left this slippery soap on the ground.
04/10/2009 01:04 AM
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RE: I will sue!
sue me then, it was my bad
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If I was the defendant, I'd counter-sue for not insuring yourself.
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ZiNgA BuRgA Wrote:If I was the defendant, I'd counter-sue for not insuring yourself.

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RE: I will sue!
zest is the best soap in the world!
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RE: I will sue!
*puts on blue suit, and spikes up hair*
OBJECTION!
Liquid soap is the best! You can't drop it, and you can use it to spike people's food/drink. You can even use it to spike up hair!
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Sparker Wrote:I walked into the bathroom not paying attention to the trap laid before me.
I walked on the soap, slipped backwards, cracked my head on the tile floor and all my brains started oozing out.
I will sue who ever left this slippery soap on the ground.

You're being silly. The soap is the culprit. You should sue the soap.
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RE: I will sue!
Silvertie Wrote:*puts on blue suit, and spikes up hair*
OBJECTION!
Liquid soap is the best! You can't drop it, and you can use it to spike people's food/drink. You can even use it to spike up hair!

lol, spoon. soap to spike up hair. now that brings back memories
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RE: I will sue!
Silvertie Wrote:*puts on blue suit, and spikes up hair*
OBJECTION!
Liquid soap is the best! You can't drop it, and you can use it to spike people's food/drink. You can even use it to spike up hair!

Objection, your Honor! Said soap can be dropped and slipped on....Therefore this previous statement is false. The defense is also suggesting ways of murder. I demand a subpoena of the defenses soap usage records...
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