I'm gay.

Xitherun Wrote:I would like some stickers as well!

Please go to your nearest Nigerian branch and wee'll deal with it straight away!

Xitherun Wrote:also, where can I purchase that wonderful garbage bin?

Please contact Windoze Bins for details.  Thank you.

I think this is just the thing I need. But will it work on humans?

After all, the global economic crisis is effecting the illegal human trafficing industry quite heavily too.

People will surely feel much more secure about buying a slave that's endorsed by Microsoft - that's got to be excellent quality and perfectly legal.

(This post was last modified: 28/04/2009 08:55 PM by Assassinator.)

I tried sticking this stickers on all the objects I was selling but then I got an angry mob of people throwing bitten apples at me. Is this meant to happen?

Assassinator Wrote:I think this is just the thing I need. But will it work on humans?

After all, the global economic crisis is effecting the illegal human trafficing industry quite heavily too.

People will surely feel much more secure about buying a slave that's endorsed by Microsoft - that's got to be excellent quality and perfectly legal.

Well of course!  Wee already have a number of people trafficking organisations using our strategy and earning impressive profits!

krystabegnalie Wrote:can i use the toilet bowl to wash dishes?

Please direct this question to Windoze Toilets.

Sparker Wrote:I tried sticking this stickers on all the objects I was selling but then I got an angry mob of people throwing bitten apples at me. Is this meant to happen?

Wee have not received an order from you yet - you must have been tricked into a fake product.  Please send us the details of whom you bought the stickers from and wee shall sue them for trying to imitate us and wee'll even award you 50% of the damages of free stickers!

(This post was last modified: 29/04/2009 05:45 AM by ZiNgA BuRgA.)

I wants my stickers now!!

ZiNgA BuRgA Wrote:

Sparker Wrote:I tried sticking this stickers on all the objects I was selling but then I got an angry mob of people throwing bitten apples at me. Is this meant to happen?

Wee have not received an order from you yet - you must have been tricked into a fake product.  Please send us the details of whom you bought the stickers from and wee shall sue them for trying to imitate us and wee'll even award you 50% of the damages of free stickers!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jef_Raskin

Thank you.  Wee have commenced legal proceedings.