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By STAFF REPORTER

Published: 03 Feb 2009

A RANDY romeo had to have a ring cut off his WILLY when it got stuck during a SEX GAME.

The red-faced lover had the object removed by firemen with industrial cutting equipment after he turned up at an A&E in Tunbridge Wells, Kent, yesterday.

A hospital source said: “The guy obviously thought he might be able to get it taken off without the fire brigade being called in.

“The last thing he wanted was a load of burly blokes seeing his predicament.

"It was pretty embarrassing. Maybe he got bored with all the cold weather outside then got a bit carried away while trying to keep his missus warm.”

source: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/new...199856.ece
03/02/2009 09:55 PM
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Lolwut?!?
03/02/2009 10:07 PM
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Assassinator Wrote:Lolwut?!?
03/02/2009 10:09 PM
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why the fire brigade??? is this what the FB has to go trough?
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03/02/2009 10:11 PM
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This was apparently in related arcticles: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/new...172612.ece

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03/02/2009 10:19 PM
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seriously, lmao and weird :S
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03/02/2009 11:18 PM
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I don't think I want to join the Fire Brigade any more...


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04/02/2009 12:20 AM
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ZiNgA BuRgA Wrote:I don't think I want to join the Fire Brigade any more...

lol

This is better than the granny who shot her granddaughter's rapist in the 'privates' with a 12-bore...
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04/02/2009 01:38 AM
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Gives cock ring a whole new meaning Knock-knock He must have had a tiny weiner O.o Hihi
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04/02/2009 02:43 AM
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MrE Wrote:Gives cock ring a whole new meaning Knock-knock He must have had a tiny weiner O.o Hihi

LOLOL
04/02/2009 02:45 AM
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