03/02/2009, 09:55 PM
Quote:Ring cut from manhood
By STAFF REPORTER
Published: 03 Feb 2009
A RANDY romeo had to have a ring cut off his WILLY when it got stuck during a SEX GAME.
The red-faced lover had the object removed by firemen with industrial cutting equipment after he turned up at an A&E in Tunbridge Wells, Kent, yesterday.
A hospital source said: “The guy obviously thought he might be able to get it taken off without the fire brigade being called in.
“The last thing he wanted was a load of burly blokes seeing his predicament.
"It was pretty embarrassing. Maybe he got bored with all the cold weather outside then got a bit carried away while trying to keep his missus warm.”
source: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/new...199856.ece
He must have had a tiny weiner O.o 