Poll: So I usually:

feinicks · 22/09/2008 07:04 AM

abusing you, insulting you, calling you names... whatever... in short picking a fight.

What is your chosen method of retaliation after an initial phase of tolerance (if it even exists)? Do you

: retort back with the most provocative sentences, full of sweet insults to mothers and sisters etc.

: call out the person to prove they are indeed human (despite appearances) by calling them, and comparing them to, various animals, or animalic parts, or taunt their animalic parts (like donkey-holes, p*****, sh!t-face and what not)

: Humbly accept whatever the person is saying, by agreeing to all (
insult-"YOU'RE A MOTHERFUCKER, ASSHOLE!!!"
Retort: "Gee... you really think so?!!"
insult- "Yes, you Pussy Wimp!"
retort- " WOW! So you can think! Awesome! Good on you!")

: Decide that actions speak way louder than words and call for you trusty baseball bat (which you purchased precisely for this reason!) and try to score a human-head homerun. (the bat can be replaced by hockey sticks {both field and ice}, iron knuckles, rods, bottles, guns, knives, katanas, death Stars.. you know.. stuff!). If nothing is at hand, then just use the hands, legs, teeth.. you know... body stuff..

: Realise that the idel attack is an indirect one, and who knows, the person might actually be more insulted if electric shock went up their piss and said "Hello, Mr. Wiener", or maybe they'll be more hurt if all of their rides tyres went missing... etc etc...

: Feel that you're a way to supreme a being to retort to such poo poo spoon losers.... (yea.,.. prolly a cover up for yourself, but others don't need to know that right?)

Vegetano1 · 22/09/2008 07:19 AM

don't,. ;)

Kaiser · 22/09/2008 07:19 AM

Ask my friend evy: She stabs her problems goodbye.

PSPkiller · 22/09/2008 07:28 AM

depending...

sometimes accept it and watch for their reaction. sometimes it can be quite amusing depending on just how stupid your verbal assailant is.

sometimes I'll be subtle... (hackety hack...)

sometimes I'll just ignore them and walk on...

Chroma · 22/09/2008 07:53 AM

I just sit back as they "assault me", wait until they're finished, then very calmly and deliberately pick them apart, piece by piece, singling out every insecurity they have, until they're reduced to tears. It works. Seriously. And all I need to do to find these chinks in their armor is have a conversation fo any kind with them for a few minutes.

EXAMPLE: Me and a friend got into a huge fight. Friend's sister had friend's phone when I tried texting her, so I got the angry, protective sister instead. I shamed her, hardcore.

Nacos · 22/09/2008 08:40 AM

metalgear08 Wrote:I just sit back as they "assault me", wait until they're finished, then very calmly and deliberately pick them apart, piece by piece, singling out every insecurity they have, until they're reduced to tears. It works. Seriously. And all I need to do to find these chinks in their armor is have a conversation fo any kind with them for a few minutes.

EXAMPLE: Me and a friend got into a huge fight. Friend's sister had friend's phone when I tried texting her, so I got the angry, protective sister instead. I shamed her, hardcore.

Bring it.

beaner2k6 · 22/09/2008 09:46 AM

subtleties speak louder than words

ameer · 22/09/2008 03:52 PM

Well first i insult them back, making fun of them using a combination of things, including insults involving intercourse with there mom, sister, grandmother, and sometimes even father if it is needed. If it does not stopp there i wait for them to make the first physical move, and then the scrap begins

robertotron · 22/09/2008 05:00 PM

PSPkiller Wrote:depending...

sometimes accept it and watch for their reaction. sometimes it can be quite amusing depending on just how stupid your verbal assailant is.

sometimes I'll be subtle... (hackety hack...)

sometimes I'll just ignore them and walk on...

Poll: So I usually:
	Call out to mothers, sister, granny and what not...
	decide that animal and sexual references do the trick and what not..
	find that agreeing to the person works 100 % (but I still end up with a black eye or two!! FUCK HEAD!!)
	bring out the ARSEnal
	say that its all about being subtle... (MWAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA)
	I prefer non-violence.. (yea.. you have a problem with that?)

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