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ZiNgA BuRgA
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Best Pickup Lines
(not sure if there's a thread already, but who cares?)

Post your made up (or copied) pickup lines!

Here wee go

You're beautiful, I'm ugly - let's have average children.
27/06/2008 04:17 AM
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Are you a wedgie? cause youve been riding up my donkey all day.


Oh wait that's bad. . .


Are you tired?

Cause youve been running through my mind all day.. ..



I don't use this. Just heard it somewhere/
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27/06/2008 04:25 AM
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Oh lord O_O

You may as well say.

"Hey, lets have SEXY TIME!!"
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Is your dad a terrorist?  Cause you're da bomb.
27/06/2008 04:30 AM
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i could stick my hard disk in your drive any day....
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hey let me rock your bed like fred flintstone lol
27/06/2008 04:39 AM
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This one came from a demotivator.
can't remember how it exactly went but, meh...
The FBI are after my penis! I need to hide it quickly!
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Sparker Wrote:This one came from a demotivator.
can't remember how it exactly went but, meh...
The FBI are after my penis! I need to hide it quickly!

That one is nice.
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Lol.

I think I'm a necrophiliac - prove me wrong.
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If I was an enzyme, I’d be helicase so I could unzip your genes.

and,

Baby, you make my floppy disk turn into a hard drive
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