(not sure if there's a thread already, but who cares?)
Post your made up (or copied) pickup lines!
Here wee go
You're beautiful, I'm ugly - let's have average children.
Are you a wedgie? cause youve been riding up my donkey all day.
Oh wait that's bad. . .
Are you tired?
Cause youve been running through my mind all day.. ..
I don't use this. Just heard it somewhere/
Oh lord O_O
You may as well say.
"Hey, lets have SEXY TIME!!"
Is your dad a terrorist? Cause you're da bomb.
i could stick my hard disk in your drive any day....
hey let me rock your bed like fred flintstone lol
This one came from a demotivator.
can't remember how it exactly went but, meh...
The FBI are after my penis! I need to hide it quickly!
Sparker Wrote:This one came from a demotivator.
can't remember how it exactly went but, meh...
The FBI are after my penis! I need to hide it quickly!
That one is nice.
Lol.
I think I'm a necrophiliac - prove me wrong.
If I was an enzyme, I’d be helicase so I could unzip your genes.
and,
Baby, you make my floppy disk turn into a hard drive