This article was entertaining, if nothing else...

LOL

It's too stupid to be true.

He said he did some "research" to get these results. I don't think any general research will lead him to that poo poo about AMD and Linux.

I say 95% chance probably made up just for the purpose of causing laughs.

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Text in red quoted exactly from "Is your son a computer hacker".

1. I use a small unheard of ISP. Not because it's cheaper, but but because it's "hacker friendly", so I can hack people.

2. Most of my programs are actually "hacker programs" that I installed myself. Like "AVG Anti-virus", "Zone Alarm Firewall" "Mozilla Firefox", and "7-Zip". I definitely use "Zone Alarm Firewall" to hack, you should remove it to prevent me from hacking. Just remove everything along with it too, because you didn't install any of my programs, so they must all be "hacker programs".

3. I have many times asked for new hardware. Including "faster graphics cards", "larger hard drives" and "more memory". I also use a ""processor" from a company called "AMD"", which is a "third world knock off copy of American processor chips", "made using child labor", and "has disabled security features", and "are never sold in stores"... But I bought it from a store. Must mean the store is a hacker store. You should report it to the police.

4. I have read "hacking manuals" like "Programming with C". And I plan on reading more of them, so I can become better at hacking.

5. I spend more than 3 hours on the computer every day. That means I must be "using it to DOS other peoples sites". That means I am "breaking the law, and you should stop him immediately". But if I use less than 30 minutes, then I'm automatically clear.

6. I don't use "quake", But I have used Warcraft 3, and Counter Strike, which are even worse than "quake", which is a "popular meeting place and training ground, where they discuss hacking and train in the use of various firearms." So you should "bring your concerns to the attention of his school", because everyone knows hackers use firearms to cause damage, and not their hacking skills.

8. I don't currently have "Lunix" installed, but I plan on installing it in the future. Wanting to install an "illegal hacker operation system, invented by a Soviet computer hacker", must mean I'm a hacker. And it also "may damage your computer", and "cannot be removed without destroying part of your hard disk surface", so you should just have it fit with a new HDD. I also "break into people's stereos to 'borrow' their music, using the "mp3" program". But since I'm such a hardcore hacker, I also use the OGG Vorbis program, which is even worse.

10. I am struggling more with school now, compared to before. But this can't be because school has become much harder than before. It must be because I am "involved in a hacking group". I also have links to people who are part of the "infamous "Otaku" hacker association", and you should not let me contact them, because "communicating with his fellow hackers may cause temporary damage to the eyes and brain, from the electromagnetic radiation".



Conclusion: I am definitely, 100%, a computer hacker. You should sign up to AOL, throw out my AMD, get slower memory, and a smaller HDD, slower graphics card, uninstall all the programs on the computer, don't let me talk to anyone at school, and burn all my books. That way I can't be a hacker, and will become your perfect proud son.

(This post was last modified: 21/06/2008 06:34 AM by Assassinator.)

aah this is soo old, i remember reading this once

it was lolz