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RE: :update: So, a guy walks into a computer shop and.....
u_c_taker Wrote:that makes me lol

Here is the result of my full scan.


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yes, it's a 5 digit number.
26/03/2008 12:16 PM
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RE: :update: So, a guy walks into a computer shop and.....
lol. Can only imagine when he sees his computer working back fine, and the day he tackles hershey kisses, it's gone.

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demonchild Wrote:Because even pirates pirate free stuff.

Because pirates even pirate free stuff.

Important. Lol.
26/03/2008 02:13 PM
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xero1 Wrote:Here is the result of my full scan.


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yes, it's a 5 digit number.

That's the largest amount of virus' I've ever seen on a single computer.

...

Number of objects scanned: 248403
Number of objects infected: 23326
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Ratio of infection: ~9.39%

That means one in every ~10.65 of his files are infected... (consider the fact that most files types can't be infected = a WAY higher percentage than 9.36% of his exe's and such are virus')

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL


And he says "I think («-obviously you don't think) I might have a virus, could you check it out?"

Someone with such degree of stupidity is a rare gem. You found yourself a treasure.

HihiHihiHihiHihiHihiHihiHihiHihiHihiHihiHihiHihiHihi


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On the other hand, how many of these virus' are unique?
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26/03/2008 03:37 PM
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LOL

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well i saw shyla stylez, audrey bitoni, and cody lane some where in collection so he does have good taste lmfao

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but bad sources apparently

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roberth Wrote:but bad sources apparently

Limewire? lol

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demonchild Wrote:Because even pirates pirate free stuff.

Because pirates even pirate free stuff.

Important. Lol.
26/03/2008 04:23 PM
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RE: :update: So, a guy walks into a computer shop and.....
So, this baby seal walks into a club.


That's it. That's the joke.


Also, he has some good taste in porn lol

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Man, if I had 8 inches, I would find a better use for it :P
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I think it's illegal to show a customers information like that.

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Slushba132 Wrote:I think it's illegal to show a customers information like that.

i think your illegal to show a cutomers information like that.

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