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xero1

06/02/2008, 08:10 PM
Spoiler for Old post:
I work at a mom and pop shop as a tech. Today this guy walks in with his PC and says "I think I might have a virus, could you check it out?" So I did and, I do believe he was correct, I'm not sure though.

[Image: scan2lr6.jpg]

After running a nod32 scan, I did a Ad-Aware scan just for the hell of it.

[Image: scan3nj0.jpg]

I love how people can be that stupid, and not notice something was maybe wrong?

This is why I asked the owner not to service any systems that have AOL installed.

Well, that was a small part of my day.
So, why does this guy have viruses?

Code: 
 Volume in drive F has no label.
 Volume Serial Number is A07A-2947

 Directory of F:\Documents and Settings\*****\Desktop\mi documentes\My Videos\New Folder\EMPTY\empty

03/26/2008  01:45 PM    <DIR>          .
03/26/2008  01:45 PM    <DIR>          ..
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03/17/2007  12:26 AM       559,054,852 Vipersdenforums.com [BIG TITS] Carmel Moore ~ BigTitsAtWork.mpeg
             140 File(s) 40,335,479,036 bytes
               2 Dir(s)  3,655,073,792 bytes free


Maybe a girlfriend might help his computer problems.

LOL @ some of the titles.

squee666

06/02/2008, 08:35 PM
lol

i walked into a shop and said ''How much is 240pinn 667mhz ddram''
The guy said''£18''
i said ''Sold''
gave him his money walked home an installed it

ZiNgA BuRgA

06/02/2008, 08:53 PM
Lol AOL.
Good guideline :P

Sparker

06/02/2008, 09:50 PM
So I walk into a computer shop, OW!, I happened to "walk into IT"

Syfe

06/02/2008, 09:51 PM
not funny sparker...

Incadude

06/02/2008, 09:55 PM
This sound too much like the: "Two jews walked into a bar..." joke

roberth

08/02/2008, 05:50 AM
i use AOL...and i must agree, they are the biggest crock of bollocks in existence

But i use FF for browsing...

Wolf

08/02/2008, 05:56 AM
lol

xero1

26/03/2008, 10:58 AM
LOL, read 1st post.

u_c_taker

26/03/2008, 11:54 AM
that makes me lol
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